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the "bent knuckle" affect

It is the affect when performing intercourse and the penis is not fully erect and pliable. Usually alcohol induced.

also known as "bent knuckle"
the "bent knuckle" affect is......I went out with the boyz last night and got drunk. afterwards I hooked up with my girl and gave her the bent knuckle. thank god for K-Y and a shoe horn
by willie 1234 November 5, 2011
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Bent

Part of the LGBTQ+ as in not straight.
why you so Bent dawg?
by Onacidhelp January 20, 2023
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Bent

"You come decent, then you leave lookin' bent."-Travis Scott on "Hop of a Jet" by Young Thug
by PloWED liKe SuM CrOP$ February 20, 2023
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Bent-O-Ween

Like the similar sounding holiday that happens to fall on the same day; Bent-O-Ween/Bentoween is a tradition on the 31st October for faggits wanting to get spooky!
You coming Frick Or treating on Bent-O-Ween bro?

What’s your Bent-O-Ween costume this year?

I’m on the Trussen
by Trussen January 15, 2024
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The Bent mangabanga

A pale out of shape character, socialising on 10% battery left, battery saver mode activated with a lost and confusion deep soul exposed, delayed by sudden reactions dazed out low on fuel, mind running on overdrive, clanking gears due to being 3 days PLUZ in and hasn't had a top up of oil to lubricate the dipstick or a spray of wd40 between shifts of smashing drugs or bevvies before hitting nan's 93rd birthday at the reserve in 38° heat, nice mid day event "TBMB" literally half dead when hitting the cricket ball thrown by uncle Paul's bowl but stopped the munggum and still turning up to mask the bender but refusing to eat saying "oh thankyou I just ate tho" even tho they haven't eaten a spec of solids since mid last week during a workday with uncle Steve and literally queefing while smelling the BBQ being cooked..
A standard, Opens can of drink for the third time in one sitting takes 31 minutes to take first sip, 95% SUNGLASSES FLEX A MUST or "strategy distant" keeping distance from mother or father figures, if exposed can be very lethal for all parties.
Someone who has just absolutely had a fucking bangaslangafrizzdanga of a high of their life for 3 days straight or more and hasn't slept yet so reality is still a fuck life lets live motto,
but deep down behind those sunnies and fake tan sponsored by Calvin klien, knows once awoken from his dome on mondy morning his life's fully fucked and begins the TBMB cycle...
Bro, you ready to hit the rails this Friday again?
Last weekend was absolutely off tap!
My cousin wants to join the TBMB weekend!
You were bent as bro remember nan cracking on about water on Sunday, pffft
I was tryna explain it
Simple
Polly was the Bent mangabanga
by Smiggymate April 14, 2023
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bent water

The person you become when you get too drunk.
Sa stop drinking that Smirnoff we don’t want you to become bent water.
by Connytron December 21, 2020
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bente

a sweet and incredibly funny girl who is absolutely perfect. her smile will light up the room cause it’s perfect. she feels insecure sometimes tho. but people don’t get that cause she looks perfect.
bente is so sweet
bente is my bestfriend
by missy04 November 22, 2021
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