benjamin darling

Benjamin Darling was a black man from Malaga Island off the coast of Maine in the middle to late 1700's. Malaga Island was home to decendants, also known was the 'maroon society' due to their black skin. In 1912, rich mainland-ers in the dead of night went to the island and took families from their home, killing most of them, while the survivers went back to the mainland as slaves. Between 1773 and 1774, Benjamin Darling, slave on a ship under comand of Captian Darling (no known relation, alothough it is speculated that Benjaming was his son from a slave he had an affair with in previous years), the ship got caught in bad seas and Benjamin saved the captians life pulling him a shore. The captian then gave Benjamin his freedom and some money to buy himself a home.

The Story of Benjamin Darling; Part One by State Radio

by elizabethap April 1, 2008

Benjamin Schenkkan

Also known as Ben McKenzie, he's an American actor who plays Ryan Atwood on "The O.C.", and he's also starred in the films "Junebug" and "88 Minutes".

Benjamin Schenkkan is at the opposite end of the spectrum from Kevin Federline when it comes to wearing wifebeaters.

by Benjamin Atwood Stemp February 22, 2006

Benjamin Franklin

To scour the internet to prove a worthless point in a vindictive manner.

He said they didn't ship to Oregon. I looked it up on the internet and Benjamin Franklined his ass.

by stackus January 20, 2009

Benjamin lamb

A dangerous person who roams the streets of Scottish city’s looking for children or small dogs to tell about his love of anime before molesting them.

Person: Oh look its Benjamin lamb molesting a dog and watching gay porn

by Bruhmaster 6000 May 1, 2022

Benjamin Franklin

Man, if only there was cocaine back then...

And so Benjamin Franklin rose his arm above Madison's head.

"You must be this tall to be president"

Followed by tears, tiny tears.

Oh, and John Adams screams like a girl.

by AJDL;SDJ;LS August 21, 2011

Benjamin Franklin

Benjamin Franklin, also known as the first president of the United States, and the inventor of lightning. In 1749, Franklin invented the metal condom contraption and walked out on a stormy night to show off his new invention. As he was under a tree, lighting struck down on his dick as Franklin shouted, "OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH!" And that's how Benjamin Franklin invented lightning. Writing/typing this information on a question associated with Benjamin Franklin on a test will instantly give a perfect A+, even if other questions were incorrect.

Gonzalo: Man, I wonder how lightning works.
Harold: Benjamin Franklin invented lighting you fucktard!

by gay is good June 7, 2018

benjamin mostoufi

The most amazing guy who's kind caring funny handsome good looking cool and not to mention a great basket ball, and soccer player and will be the best skier ever

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by Acertaingirl January 1, 2014