Befort

A bitch who will yell at you for sharpening a pencil also a child predator.

Bitch befort

by Epic memes November 17, 2018

fear before the march of flames

the most amazing band on the planet that will pwn every band you like.

when listening to their music you experience euphoria and have countless orgasms.

hey you should buy art damage by fear before the march of flames.

by sonny moore's sexy ass body July 5, 2006

Pals Before Gals

The Christian version of Bros Before Hos.

Luke: I think I'm gonna take Bernice to that Hawk Nelson concert tomorrow...

Jonah: Brother! We're supposed to try and win the Soapbox race at the Blueberry Festival, 3 years in a row! Come on brother! Pals before Gals!

by slicedalone July 7, 2010

chicks before dicks

the female equivalent of "bros before hos"

"Richard wants to hook up with me, but his ex-girlfriend's my best friend... so I mean... chicks before dicks, right?"

by Majestic Asia Crane October 16, 2009

Befuzzle

1. To confuse ones mind with trivial events occurring around you. 2. Cause confusion, brought on by something you see or experience. v. befuzzled, befuzzling, befuzzlement(ed, ing).

1. The wind blew hair across her eyes, causing a look of befuzzlement.
2. "Dag-nab-it, a pencil just fell on the floor leaving me totally befuzzled."
3. The cat jumped into Jen’s lap; a befuzzling emotion passed through her mind.
4. To befuzzle or not to befuzzle…that thought fleetingly occurred to David, as he tossed the snowball high; watching it splat next to his girlfriend.

by edflll April 2, 2009

befaffle

(v.) - To confuse to the point of not knowing completely what is going on and/or what to do.

"I was so befaffled at the fact that he actually did it that I could not move or even talk. All I could do was stare."

by Chris Chung January 21, 2008

Check it before you wreck it

A call to action to remind you to inspect a person's genitals for signs of sexually transmitted diseases before engaging in sexual intercourse.

I hear you're going out with Roxy tonight. That ho has been around, so make sure you check it before you wreck it.

by Indy Ho Down June 23, 2012