bed time bitch

When someone is extremely tired and needs to go to bed.

Pete yawned. "Bed time bitch," I said.

by natemev November 26, 2016

Bed Rest

- to put someone on bed rest is to fuck them really hard to where they can't walk, and can only lay in bed all day

Sara *to boyfriend*: Sorry I've been having an attitude lately.
John" That's okay, just know I'm going to put you on bed rest tonight. You'll get the attitude fucked out of you.

by Kalani Rose May 24, 2020

BED SWERVER

an unfaithful sexual partner or spouse.

How dare my wife accuse me of bedswerving? Just because she found women's panties in my suitcase and lipstick imprints embedded on my shaft doesn't mean a thing. Prove it!

by weave September 22, 2003

bed room eyes

when a girl has the king of eyes you wouldnt mind waking up next to, usually with brown eyes

guy 1 - wow her eyes are so beautiful
guy2 - what color?
guy 1 - they are bed room eyes

by jerseykid34534 March 24, 2005

bed pan

A woman who trolls hospitals looking to land a husband, usually a Doctor.
Someone who is shiny and full of crap, best when dumped.

Did you see that new nurse on the 3rd floor?
What a bed pan!

by titagidge June 24, 2007

bed brownies

is when you are sleeping and you shit yourself

Dude, i can't believe i had the bed brownies in her bed. I hope she calls me.

by jay-money1731 November 16, 2009

bed party

Hanging out in bed with your girlfriends or gay friends (or guys who don't know they're gay yet). This is not sexual and should not make your boyfriend jealous.

Person A: What do you wanna do tonight?

Person B: I don't feel like going out. Do you just wanna have a bed party?

by ambs1214 April 12, 2011