beastington

a beastington is a human being with beast like habits. he enjoys the simple things in life like sleep, food, sex and having the dead skin on his feet removed by others. you will find a beastington in raves or chicken shops or sleeping on the floor behind the tv stand. he likes to be addressed as 'sir beastingon' to hide the fact that he is more animal than human but will respond to beastie by meeeowing. a beast is for life, not just for christmas

sir beastington is masturbating whilst watching QVC...

by reverend bazza October 29, 2011

Beastiful

Something that is a monster, yet is the most beautiful thing you will ever encounter in your life. Usually is someone or something with a horrible attitude, but is undeniably gorgeous.

Hey have you seen the beastiful New girl? She's so mean, but so beautiful

by awkotaco1905 November 3, 2013

Beasthype

Hypebeast that does not show their faces

Why is he blocking is head. Maybe hes a beasthype

by Leeman ski February 1, 2019

beastchode

The realest nigga of them all. You see a BEASTCHODE walking around you better watch the fuck out. He had a 30 inch wide and one inch long chode, you would not want to get piped by that.

Spoon: Yo, where’s BEASTCHODE? Oh shit there he is, get down!

by BEASTCHODE February 16, 2019

beast af

Beast af
bi st ə ɛf
Abbreviated for; Beast as fuck .
When something is beast; cool, interesting, funny,

Ronan: Ben, Look at my new vape man
*Ronan equips a packet of cigarettes*
Ben: Thats beast af, just vape
Ronan: No, I'm going beast mode, beast af.
David: Roni can I have some vape
Ronan: beast af
*gives david the vape*

by Louis Quintus Correllius Titus March 13, 2019

tepid beast

any of a group of people possessing qualities pretaining to a badass or person of high esteem.

Wow, look at that tepid beast over theere squating 1,000 pounds

by h-town tepidity February 26, 2011

Bacon Beast

An extremely fat, pig-like, female who has an upturned nose, resembling a snout, no neck and jowls, sweats profusely, and waddles when she walks. Ironically, while this woman resembles an upright pig in every way, she consumes massive quantities of bacon. Giving her name a double meaning.

That bacon beast ate all the meat on the breakfast buffet, so the rest of us have to wait until they can cook some more.

by King Jr. June 18, 2013