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Gel Blaster

A sport similar to Airsoft in Australian being banned by every single state due to the lack of brain cells that the Police have.
Police: We are now banning Gel Blasters
Literally everyone: ANGERY SMART NOISES
by Kashot June 15, 2021
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Jingle Blaster

noun (adventure time slang)
A jerk

Syn: Real outloud flim flammer
Finn: "I'm gonna be frank here, your son's a real-time jingle blaster."
by you-are-cool September 4, 2021
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thabo bester

A South African way to escape a prison life sentence by coercing a medical doctor (all in the name of love and fortunes) to smuggle a dead body into prison and fake your death by burning the body beyond recognition in your cell.
Vincent had to pull a Thabo bester to get out of that one.
by ThimberBurns April 13, 2023
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Cake Icing Baster

To finish in a condom when you are having sex with a girl, and then poking a hole in the tip of said condom and then squeezing the splooge out in any pattern you see fit.
"Dude I just gave my girlfriend a Cake Icing Baster"
"....Thats fucked up, dude"
by TCLBW October 23, 2008
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Tarkatan Ass-Blaster

When preforming reverse cowgirl anal sex, take your partner, and spin her wildly like Baraka's spin move from Mortal Kombat.
Jim, I totally gave Miranda a Tarkatan Ass-Blaster!
by Geno-Cyde May 24, 2011
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Cyber Power Blaster

Hackers who target pornographic websites and make animated lasers shoot from the orifices and nipples of nude photos.
When Larry Flynt turned on his computer and signed into Hustler.com, he was surprised to see that it had been tampered with by a cyber power blaster.
by PanhandleSlim July 27, 2011
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San Clemente Sand Blaster

It’s when you’re receiving a blowjob from a girl, and right when you’re about to nut, you squeeze your dick, allowing the jizz the build up pressure... Then you pull out, release your grip and blast on her face... much like a sand blaster from San Clemente
Brittany who is from Ohio was giving Derek head, when he was about to cum, he squeezed his Weiner, pulled out, and sand blaster her face- all the while yelling “welcome to San Clemente Sand Blaster, Bitch” !
by Uncle Teeler April 13, 2019
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