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beanper

A mcdonalds workin, white castle eatin, baby daddy havin, walmart shirt and shoes wearing, no license having or car driving, fake nail and weave if she can afford it wearing, no contract minute phone having dicksucker chick with super low self-esteem even if she looks good. A hood chick any man can afford because she thinks of cheap shit as fancy.
"Man i need to find a me a beanper." "Uh can i have two whopper jrs and a medium fry, by the way shawty whats your name?
by Ilikebeanpers July 12, 2010
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beanie cunt

A beanie cunt is a person that is always seen wearing a beanie and is often too lippy for their own good. They are actively pestering others with their incessant niggling.
Bo: Say, what is it with that guy in the beanie always being rude and smarmy??
Izzy: You mean Jack? He's a beanie cunt, that's what beanie cunts do.
by Ziggy Crankhandle October 8, 2014
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beanpuncher

When an overly excited, usually sexually inexperienced individual, panics a midst sexual arousal and proceeds to punch their partner hard in the clitoris in hopes to bring her sexual favor and climax.
Tina: How was Max the stud last tuesday?
Chrissy: I swear to god, im never gettin with him again, I told him im into the freaky with my deaky and he started hittin my clit like a speedbag for christs sake.
Tina: Fucking beanpunchers.
Chrissy: Fucking beanpunchers.
by chokeler March 8, 2015
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Beanpoll

When you want to have more sex, but your dick is limp.
"I found this in dark souls."
"Fuck me harder"
"Wait, I have a beanpoll"
by VaultBoy10101 March 22, 2016
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beaning

Complete and udder domination, beaning is win one side or person has destroyed his or hers opposition, there have been many beaners over the years, Napoleon was a top beaner, as was George washington, Ice T was indeed a top beaner, the most recent beaner being "string bean" also known as "the alpha bean"
"fam your getting beaned on"
"were totatally beaning the bad memers"
"fam were so about to bean them"
by STRING BEEAAN April 25, 2016
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beanpoling

The act of tapping the clitoris with the head of the penis.
Yeah, when I was done banging Becky last night, I finished by beanpoling her.
by Whacky-doodle November 24, 2016
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beanious

A dumbass who thinks he's smart.
He is acting like a real beanious.
by Ktoms 2000 January 3, 2017
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