Thin Strap Beard

A chin strap beard variation, that is as few possible follicles wide. The thinner it is, the better and/or douchier. Can be found commonly on the faces of frat members, pizza delivery guys, and every guy who works at hollister.

Bro #1 "Yo did you see chad's new thin strap beard?"

Bro #2 " Yeah dude, it looks like a line of ants"

by ChadBroIll69(HaHa get it) October 19, 2011

stealth beard

facial hair belonging to someone of a fair complexion.
so called because it is only visible when light is shone directly upon it.

dan's stealth beard was only visible during the day

by D-Bizz November 17, 2006

Butter Beard

The sensation of a greasy beard, felt typically after eating buttery food.

"I had some toast earlier, I'm gonna feel like a Butter Beard all day."

by Ripestonspoonersmith January 14, 2013

anal beads

antonias best friend

antonia: anal beads are my best friend

by urnan4242 May 18, 2022

revision beard

Beard grown by students who don't bother to shave during exam period

-Did u see Lucas this morning?
-Yeah, he's grown a massive revision beard!

by dackna June 20, 2007

Douche beard

A bushy, shitty-looking beard that is worn by weak men to make themselves look bigger.

Dude bro, your douche beard is coming in! You should probably get some plaid shirts or a tattoo of a blue whale or something before enrolling in culinary school!

by jbirneycrum May 22, 2015

Bead Curtains

Dried lumps of shit stuck to your anal beard.

Blimey love, you need to eat more fibre. Looks like a set of bead curtains down there

by freestyler72 April 25, 2011