Bafonda

1.) A stupid name for an ugly person.

2.) The act of passing wet air though the anus.

A."Congratulations it's a girl! Oh my god, she's hideous. Thats disgusting."

B."I'll name her...Bafonda."

A."Take her home immediately, these are moments I hate being a doctor. OH MY GOD she just bafonded, it smells so bad and i can taste it."

B. I don't want to hold her anymore, I just threw up in my mouth.

by Bear Knife February 5, 2010

bafoo

A person who acts foolish. Thinks they are right when they're wrong. Or is just plain weird.

See Also: Bafoon

Just cause his girlfriend is bangin', Bryan thinks he's the shit. What a bafoo!

by muahahahaaaa September 30, 2010

Baftoon

A rare crossbreed of a Baboon, a Buffoon and a Looney Toon. Said to have originated some time in the 1960s when Walt Disney went on safari in Africa and smuggled a baboon home to his studios. Around the same period, Tom Cruise was born.

Sub species of a Baftard

Also used as a derogatory term for Scientologist

"I have to get a rabies shot because a Baftoon bit me"

by E*Rock October 21, 2010

baboonfish

a person who looks like half a baboon and half a gold fish

WOW! Kristina is such a baboonfish!

by sadfnlksdhg'lshg May 18, 2011

banoonacorn

A mythical unicorn-like beast with the normal narwhal-like horn being replaced with a partially eaten banana.

We sat silently in the moonlight and watched the elegant banoonacorn stumble clumsily through the meadow

by ScienceBitch August 10, 2012

Bazoonkers

Driven so crazy that "insane" can't even discribe it

Hey! Knock it off! You are driving me bazoonkers!

by Ice sludge October 16, 2012

Baboonglish

The idiotic, management language of a deluded motivational speaker.

Pete held the seminar. After a couple of hours listening to his Baboonglish, death by rotavator seemed quite an attractive option after all.

by Grooveyard December 12, 2012