backdoorboris

A prime minister of the UK who, after experiencing a negative reaction from Scotland on arrival in Edinburgh, ran out the back door of the First Minister’s official residence at Bute House to prevent the crowd from giving him a second dose of their feelings for him. A cowardly cretin of a Westminster politician!

Boris Johnson, the unelected prime minister of England, ran away from a crowd of Scots while on an official visit to the First Minister of Scotland, leaving by the back door of Bute House to avoid them, gaining him the title of #backdoorboris

by Scotdug August 25, 2019

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Backdoor Scramble

You lady allows for a whole egg to be placed into the anal cavity and then her partner to fuck get until it’s scrambled. Ejaculation isn’t a must but allowed for extra flavor. She pushes it out into a pan and then it’s scrambled into an omelette.

Victor gave his old lady an backdoor scramble and then ate it at 3 in the morning. Crazy motherfucker.

by SpiceDaddy March 17, 2020

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Backdoorhand

When a guy is having sex with a woman and she shoves her hand in her ass to grab hold of your penis, giving you a hand job in the process.

My girlfriend gave me a backdoorhand last night.

by A3jan April 6, 2020

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Backport fever

Medical state (latin: Pyrexia Portum Redire), a serious condition one suffers from when finally completing a long-running programming task just to realise that said task also needs to be manually copy/pasted to all of the previous versions of the app (aka backporting), causing nausea, aching hands and a slight loss of one's soul.

Greg's in the hospital, got a bad case of backport fever! Doctors says it could be another couple of release cycles before he recovers fully.

by MardiKroll May 19, 2020

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