Backdoorhand

When a guy is having sex with a woman and she shoves her hand in her ass to grab hold of your penis, giving you a hand job in the process.

My girlfriend gave me a backdoorhand last night.

Backdoorhand by A3jan April 6, 2020

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backdoorbandit

he usually appears in teh #bbv and wanst to make the other nerds believe that he is a girl. but all nerds do know: there are no girls on the interwebs.

"hi leute, ich backdoorbandit bin ein mädchen wollt ich ma pics sehen?" "nein,f resse du frauenfake"

backdoorbandit by bows3r April 15, 2009

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Backdoorman

The Backdoorman is a great position in the Teambang group who occupies the asshole of the female member and will climax inside said woman for the Spoon Licker to step in and do his step.

I was in a Teambang the other night as the Backdoorman, and I swear to you, that Spoon Licker was so excited he accidentally licked my dick before I could cum in that bitch and knocked off my mood.

Backdoorman by Daddy Destroyer June 20, 2019

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backdoorman

A "man" who prefers other "men" rather than women...in a single word - homosexual.

Hey!

Isn't it that backdoorman who starred in gay day movie?

backdoorman by LilKoop February 5, 2009

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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