Brandon 

a word for guys who like to masturbate while on the phone, play xbox 360 all night, gets drunk and cries to his exes, and go bipolar at any given time during the day. A true Brandon does it all shamelessly. Brandons will murder you while you sleep if you are an ex OR do not kiss his ass and tell him how great he is religously

Girl 1- "ugh I just found out my prince charming is a total Brandon"

Girl 2- " sucks to be you"

Brandon by Jt425 July 18, 2009

brandon 

A gay that is really ugly, who laughs way too much.
He hates everything and thinkes to be the best player.
HE IS GAY!!! HE SUCKS BALLS AND FUCKED TWO HORSES WITH OUT EVEN CRYING OUT THAT HE DIDNT WANT IT, HE ENJOYED IT!
HE IS SMELLY he stinks like rotten fish with eggs that once were in a ass!
He thinks other ppls stink but its him!
(brandon is a new nickname for a gay that is ugly and stinks like the death.)

1GUYS, look there comes a brandon HIS BREATH STINKS!
2watch out now, the brandon is firing his rotten eggs.
3that brandon really is a dick of a mom.

brandon by asif333 June 2, 2008

Brandon 

Full out flamer!! Loves the cock!!

I'm such a Brandon

Brandon by g-man12 September 8, 2010

brandon 

1.A gay asian who tries to act white.

2.A douchebag who fails every class in school.

Brandon has an IQ below 50, how can such a retard exist?

brandon by thatshoweroll December 24, 2008

brandon 

a guy who is epic, in general, and who is more stubborn than me. and my only male bestfriend!!! he makes me smile. and hes cooollllll

me on my fone: omg i can't wait to walk through the rain!!! :) i love it!!!

brandon walking past me: hey mari it stopped raining!!!1

brandon by texasgirl:) August 16, 2011

Brandon 

The biggest dickhead ever that just uses girls for sex and hurts girls. Never trust Brandon. he's the worst.

"I'm finally dating Brandon!"
"Gross, I dated him last week and we left me to go to the mall with some girl , than left me for other bitches at a party. But ya know, good luck..."

Brandon by mrs.fuckedyobitch April 6, 2015

Brandon 

One that exaggerates about the truth and throws in things that never happened, but in his mind they happened. Often drives around with his left arm hanging out of the driver side window with a cigarette in hand. He sits in his car with a partial gangster lean.

Timmy: "I was talking to this girl at the bar and she was a perfect 10! I ended up taking her home and bangin the shit out of her. I did things that made her scream for her momma and the next day I woke up and told her to go home."

John: "But Steve told me that you were with him playing poker that night."

Timmy: "Oh yeah you're right."

John: "Man you just pulled a Brandon."

Brandon by J Tats October 8, 2011