awarify

To bring to another's attention.

James: Ricardo, have you told your parents that you're gay yet?
Ricardo: No, I'll sit them down and awarify them tomorrow.

by JDT September 19, 2005

awarance

To not be aware of haveing awareness! To not realize you're missing awareness. To think your awareness is good when it is not. Lack of common sense to know you need to be aware or have awareness.

Ashton thinks her driving skills are superior when in reality they're subpar, her awarance on this issue could use some work.

by The A brain June 4, 2017

Biggest Bladder Award

When two males approach a urinal at about the same time, the person who pees longer gets the biggest bladder award.

I was in the bathroom the other day and I beat this guy and I got the biggest bladder award.

by xwhitefox October 9, 2009

Logan Award

a award given out for somebody doing something stupid

Telling a very bad story and thinking it is funny would qualify you for the Logan Award.

by therealtork May 4, 2010

Total Information Awareness

The latest DARPA program to officially take away the rights from the Americans.

Only thing I agree with the ACLU on is that their against Total Information Awareness.

by Elitist January 20, 2004

akwardnessishityocity

A sheer amount of akwardness that amounts to a large amount of what might or might not be a situation in which a position of a certain magnitude might have arisen with the effect that the people in said situation are so thoroughly immersed in what could be classified as that thing with

The sheer amount of akwardnessishityocity was so overwhelming I pooed a little.

by dethfan May 20, 2009

akward boner

When you get a boner from something you really shouldn't.

Dude, I saw my grandma in her underwear and I got this akward boner.

by whydidimakethis June 17, 2016