Aborapist

Arbor (trees). Rapist. Aborapist (are-boar-ah-pist)
noun - A person who holds an irrationally strong attraction to physical books. When these people talk about libraries, book stores or any large collection of physical books they usually get doe-eyed, dreamy or downright manic.
Their attitude usually extends to a great deal of hatred towards eBook technology (or anything that would supersede the prevalence of physical books as the predominant medium for information storage)

Sally: "Your kindle sucks, REAL books are so much better! I could wander around book stores all day, I want to LIVE in a book store... or a library. Don't you love the smell of old books?"
Johnny: "You are such an aborapist!"

by Ghost_Inside November 13, 2012

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airborne effort

All ways exceeding the god damn standards of excellence while intoxicated enough to kill a hundred nazis.. you stay classy airborne... All the god damn way

They gave it the old airborne effort while dropping like bird shit out Of the iron ass of freedom on enemy, you stay classy airborne... All the god damn way

by Airborne May 4, 2014

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Aborted Feed Us

When your waiter or waitress disappears after telling them you need a few more moments to decide so many times.

Kristy: Where's the waiter? We're ready to order
Jackie: He's not coming back. We're aborted feed us.

by MindGrapes September 2, 2016

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abort an aberration

While doing something, to realize, through an epiphany, that it is meaningless/retargerous, and therefore abandon the project before it turns into a Frankenstein nightmare

I'd rather abort an aberration than go travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates

by Sexydimma August 13, 2016

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