Aborapist

Arbor (trees). Rapist. Aborapist (are-boar-ah-pist)
noun - A person who holds an irrationally strong attraction to physical books. When these people talk about libraries, book stores or any large collection of physical books they usually get doe-eyed, dreamy or downright manic.
Their attitude usually extends to a great deal of hatred towards eBook technology (or anything that would supersede the prevalence of physical books as the predominant medium for information storage)

Sally: "Your kindle sucks, REAL books are so much better! I could wander around book stores all day, I want to LIVE in a book store... or a library. Don't you love the smell of old books?"
Johnny: "You are such an aborapist!"

Aborapist by Ghost_Inside November 13, 2012

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assrapist

a man who rapes other men/women in the ass multiple times.

Holy Shit, i heard about that guy on the news, hes an Assrapist!!!

assrapist by TheShizzle June 10, 2003

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assrapist

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I was doing a school report on anal rape for my graphical studies class, so I googled assrapist for images to cite. But all I saw were skyscrapers!

assrapist by Spleen the Bloody October 18, 2008

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aloraistic

noun: thought process of artistic mind

she had extreme aloraistic visions.

aloraistic by amismawmaw August 2, 2022

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assrapist

Andrew Lee
Located at Tullamoor Inn

Andy: "I am going to ass rape you!"
Andy's grandma: "NOOOOOOOOO!"
Andy: "oh too late"

assrapist by DavioGrimmy July 10, 2004

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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