only the most toolest of them all. drives a nissan 350z and rocks the sick faux. wears only v-necks/ flannels. goes to parties with his bros like he owns it. mostly hated by people that want to have his life (including bitches). Can be sweet at times but only when he's trying to get it in with bitches he cant get. favorite words to use; "sick bro" and obvi".
(At a party)
peter: yo what up?
girl: Heyy
peter: you're hot as fuck and you have some pretty eyes whats your name?
girl: fuck off peter couture you're tool bag.
peter: yo what up?
girl: Heyy
peter: you're hot as fuck and you have some pretty eyes whats your name?
girl: fuck off peter couture you're tool bag.
by poop stain 1017 October 2, 2011
Get the peter couturemug. aka the CUTEST and most ADORABLE Peter Pan to ever walk this Earth, working at Disney Parks. No girl is able to resist his charm and childish wit, not to mention those gorgeous blue eyes. He is the definition of Ungghhhh.
by banananutmuffins12345 May 13, 2011
Get the Spieling Petermug. by mandudeguy man hot man June 23, 2019
Get the peter knettermug. A run-of-the-mill nerd that goes to Midtown School of Science and Technology and also has a Stark Industries internship.
Nothing else is going on, really. Who's Spider-Man?
He's definitely not Spider-Man.
Nothing else is going on, really. Who's Spider-Man?
He's definitely not Spider-Man.
Flash Thompson: hey, how's that fake-ass Stark Internship of yours going?
Peter Parker: it's not fake!
Peter Parker: it's not fake!
by ohnoooooohnonono June 12, 2018
Get the Peter Parkermug. Evan peters is the best looking man on earth and the LOML followed by Harry Styles, Cillian Murphy, Zach Effron, and Tom Holland
by Kayleigh Dunne November 16, 2021
Get the Evan Petersmug. Tom and Peter
A term for two inseparable, attractive and superiorly gifted adolescents. A "tom and peter" combination will almost definitely best you in all pursuits, especially pokemon training and sexual conquests.
A term for two inseparable, attractive and superiorly gifted adolescents. A "tom and peter" combination will almost definitely best you in all pursuits, especially pokemon training and sexual conquests.
Person 1: Did you hear what "Tom and Peter" did this weekend?
Person 2: Ya! I heard that right after "Tom and Peter" finished not doing their homework they evolved their vigoroths into Slakings, their pokemon teams sure are unbeatable.
Person 1: Ya, im so jealous of their pokemon skills :'(
Person 2: I heard "Tom and Peter" also had sex with all of our girlfriends; past present and future
Person 1: that would not make me feel the emotion of surprise
Person 2: Ya! I heard that right after "Tom and Peter" finished not doing their homework they evolved their vigoroths into Slakings, their pokemon teams sure are unbeatable.
Person 1: Ya, im so jealous of their pokemon skills :'(
Person 2: I heard "Tom and Peter" also had sex with all of our girlfriends; past present and future
Person 1: that would not make me feel the emotion of surprise
by not tom or peter March 16, 2009
Get the tom and petermug. a site used to trick or freak the shit out of someone by asking personal questions to him in witch he'll always get right
(must have someone who knows about the site in order for it to work)
(must have someone who knows about the site in order for it to work)
Jeff: Yo i ask peter if he could describe me
Ryan: what he say
Jeff: he siad i was a dumb fat piece of crap that had no life
Ryan: Holy shit he does always answer the question right
Ryan: what he say
Jeff: he siad i was a dumb fat piece of crap that had no life
Ryan: Holy shit he does always answer the question right
by isotiny January 21, 2009
Get the ask petermug.