Your Mom

the chick I banged last night

When I banged your mom last night, the neighbors complained about the noise

by Raider Hater June 10, 2006

your mom

A phrase used randomly during conversations/arguments to attemt to divert the conversation, insult the person, or bring about laughter. This may be used as a part of a larger phrase or as an insult by itself. The usage bringing about laughter probably has its roots in making fun of people who would get seriously offended by this remark. Sometimes the mear mensioning of their mom would offend them.

Variations: Your Mother

"Your mom is a ugly spotted bloated cow."
"Your mom"
"That's what your mother said to me last night."
"Your mother's lipstick." (in response to a question related to one's crotch)
"You kiss yo mother with that mouth?"

by Keatonian January 24, 2004

Your Mom

Something to do when you're bored

Your mom.

by Anonymousful April 3, 2011

Your Mom

The answer to absolutely everything.

Guy: WAZZAAPP!
Me: Your mom.
Guy: Thats getting old.
Me: So is your mom.
Guy: You were just waiting for me to come here so you can fuck with me.
Me:Your...Mom?!?

by kjsdfrisue March 8, 2017

Your Mom

A phrase that has been over used since the 1970's. And sometimes it doesnt even make sense.

Guy 1: Hey dude wanna hang out?

Guy 2: Your mom.

Guy: Dude, what?

by callbootyblackcocks January 17, 2011

your mom

The pathetic last resort of someone who can't think of a decent comeback, but is too stubborn to admit defeat.

Guy A:"You're an idiot and dont' know what you're talking about!"
Guy B:"Yeah well... your mom!"

by Canadamus Prime May 25, 2006

your mom

something retards say when they want to sound cool or funny, usually people thing they are mentally unstable or asian.

dude1: you suck balls
dude2: your mom sucks balls

dude1: whats wrong with you
dude2: your mom

dude1: i fucked my girlfriend last night
dude2: i fucked your mom last night

by stevo_92 April 25, 2006