Wisconsin Woody

When you are banging your girlfriend from behind and her dad walks in and starts masturbating. Your dick gets even harder because her dad isn't mad at you.

I was fucking the shit out of Gertrude last night when her dad walked in on us and started peeling his banana, but not to worry, my Wisconsin Woody kicked in.

by Indy Tim Wilson February 22, 2008

wooly

a cigarette laced with cocain

i've got some marlboros and some coke, lets pack a wooly

by skippyy June 18, 2011

Woobie

Someone you love who is cute and you love to be with.

Jason:"Woobie im sorry i overreacted."
Lauren: "Babe you overreact over every little thing!"
Jason: "YOU CANT KEEP MAKING MISTAKES!!!"
Lauren: "I dont care, jason, i just dont care"

by Lagunna_girlie. July 14, 2006

Wooly Butcher

A gentleman who has a large amount of hair, especially in the pubic region.

"He was so hairy. A proper wooly butcher"

"I had a back, sack and crack cos i didn't want her to think i was a wooly butcher"

by theliarwithin April 20, 2009

Wooboost

The sudden and rarely anticipated jolting of excitement or giddiness. Freakin, like nitrous oxide in a street car.

Word created and made popular by Rusko, a world renowned dubstep artist. Interpreted by me.

Johnny: I was talking to the principal when I--WHOA!! I JUST REALIZED HOW EXCITED I AM FOR TOMORROW!

Jack: What the hell.

Johnny: Pardon my wooboost; it attacks at random times.

by fuckfuckingfucked October 8, 2011

Woody Woodpecker

When a girl sucks your dick, with out using hands and makes a woodpecker kind of moment. Then after she sucks you off, she has to lay her pussy on your dick, as if a bird sitting on a tree.

That girl sure did give me a good Woody Woodpecker last night.

by MoonlightXxx May 21, 2021

wild woody

An extremely strange boner.
Inspired by the video game of the same name.

Whoa dude, look at this Wild Woody, it goes in a corkscrew!

by Satan Jr. May 24, 2018