hyphy wonder

someone who gets worked up over nothing.
someone who is overly excited.

"alright, pipe down hyphy wonder."

by cessessleezy November 30, 2005

Ageless Wonder

Someone who never reveals their age and never seems to celebrate a birthday. If somehow you happen upon this information and share it with others they’ll take it very offensively.

Jackie is an ageless wonder. No matter how many times I ask she won't tell me how old she is or when her birthday is

by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010

wonder triplets

A trio of blatantly homosexual jokesters who create flagrantly false and shallow characters out of themselves becuase they, indeed, lack true character, and thus combine to make one offensive group of lackeys with no apparent direction in life. They are also joined at the hips. think about it...

S1: Hey I'm Irish, so FUCK gays!
S2: Yeah, those queers! Lets send them to consentration camps with Rosey O'Donnell.
B: SIR....SIR...sir...

by CrAP May 13, 2005

Colonic Wonder

A man or woman who has mastered the art of shitting. He or she is therefore a colonic wonder.

Bobby: Uh-oh, here come the colonic wonder.
Jamilla: Yea, right off his throne.

by Marc April 25, 2005

stevie wonder

getting jizzed in the eyes and your dreds pulled so that your head goes back and forth

Last night i stevie wondered nick bonacci untill he cried.

by billy f April 13, 2005

you wonder

specifically used to call someone (generally a male) a bitch. can be used as just a general insult. derived from the tupac song "you wonder why they call you bitch"

hey douchebag, you wonder

by Greg March 16, 2004

Wonder Twins

A reference to the cartoon "Superfriends" Zan and Jan, two of the coolest people you'll ever meet. i.e. Tommy & Tori

I was up last night talking to the wonder twins!
Lucky!

by Moomy June 11, 2006