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Windows Server 2003

The other definitions are correct: Windows Server 2003 is very stable, and it is rather surprising that Microsoft could accomplish writing such an OS. It definitely pwns Mac OS X Server and is almost worthy of comparison with some Linux server systems.
Yay, I just bought Windows Server 2003.
by Macinshit September 8, 2006
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Windows ME

Windows 98 with a new name. Its really slow and crappy and I have to use them at school. They changed the horrible blue screen error with ie.explorer.exe wont work error.
Bill Gates: "This is the brand new version of Windows. Windows ME were ME stands for millenium edition which is Windows 98 with a new name (don't tell anyone).

We at Microsoft the leaders in the problem creators for the problem solvers highly reccomend using ISPs and Hardware which can only match to our supeior, AOL dialup and Microsoft Wireless multimedia keyboard and mouse.

New features in AOL 9.0 is it just will not fucking work more shit then ever.

The Microsoft wireless multimedia keyboard has a automatic wrist rest and keyboard hight adjuster which we gurantee will fit in with your desktop in other words It'll break.

The microsoft wireless multimedia mouse has a random mouse click breaker as well as some batteries are not big enough so I have to use duracell batteries everytime my mouse runs out. Also the grip runs out
by Marc August 1, 2004
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Windows ME

See shit. This ingenious piece of software is as stable as a skyscraper in a 10.0 earthquake.
lol u use windows em ur gayl lolol111
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Windows ME is shit. Why did they even put it out?
by ExKay August 9, 2003
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Windows 7 Party

Suburban sex party for software fetishists. Microsoft supplies a number of videos on "activities" that can be done at these parties.
"You went to a Windows 7 party? I never knew you were into launching."
by nabalzbhf September 29, 2009
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Windows Me

I just got an upgrade to Vista today after my Windows Me support period ran out.
by ShakeSicle April 20, 2009
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Windows NT

The kernel of many Windows OS'. The OS' that use this to date are NT3.1, NT3.5, NT3.51, NT4, Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows Vista and Windows 7, this excludes server only OS'.

The other kernel was 9x, OS' falling under this are MS-DOS, windows 1.x, Windows 2.x, Windows 3.x, Windows 95, Windows 98 and Windows ME
The NT kernel in Windows is a fine piece of craftmanship.

It's not just used in Windows NT
by effy11 February 25, 2010
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windows update

also known as a privacy intrusion, to see how big of a p***y you are. think about the definition versus the pronunciation.
I downloaded a windows update today about a virus that targeted only windows users. Once I downloaded this, i got various error messages saying how scared and afraid i was and how worthless i am to the empire of microsoft, comrade. the virus coudln't possibly be as bad as the updates.
by the_pwner January 28, 2004
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