brunswick county car wash

The act of using a flu stricken persons phlegm ridden diarrhea as impromptu lubricant to aid in stifling the abundance of friction being produced when engaged in violent masturbation.

Ex.:

Wank: 'man I wish I had some lube'

BooBoo: 'dude, ever heard of a Brunswick County Car Wash? just use some of my gut mush. It's chalk full of phlegm on account I have recently taken ill. It'll reduce friction but it smells like straight colon'

Wank: 'ok sounds good'

by Dgock March 8, 2014

Fringe Wash

To wash the fringe only to give the impression of washing your whole hair.

Damn I have no time to wash my greasy locks better do a fringe wash and no one will noitice.

by b_is_for_bex September 20, 2010

Car Wash

When a girl rubs her hair back and forth over a guy's dick until he cums making it look like a car wash.

Debbie totally swished her long hair over my johnson last night till i came. Bitch looked like she was my dick's car wash.

by LacrosseRob91 February 14, 2009

Chinese Car Wash

A Chinese massage parlor where you receive a happy ending, usually men go just for that reason.

Hey Ed wanna go down to the chinese car wash after work tonight?


The new girl at the chinese car wash is a screamer.

by Ken R December 21, 2008

how about you look up another word while i go wash my face

Something someone says while one peraon is on urban dictionary and another is on videi chat

how about you look up another word while I go wash my face

by AAryn_ORtiz April 2, 2017

car wash

When a man is in the shower and puts soap or body wash on his wang and does the helicopter so soap gets on everything and everyone else

Richard is in the shower giving everybody a car wash.

by jnmains June 29, 2008

car wash

slang for a girl's pussy thats very wet and at times spacious

I was over at Tiffany's place last night and had a got the full treatment in her car wash.

by jimmy July 28, 2004