As I said in the Dan Brown entry, this book was based upon the book Holy Blood, Holy Grail, written in 1982. And it pisses me the fuck off every time some idiot sees the movie and thinks they are a fucking Religious Scholar, when they don't even know Dan Brown wasn't the first guy to say that Jesus was married to MM and they had kids, and the decedents walk among us today. Dan Brown is just a shitty fiction writer, whose books read like screenplays for a movie, and to sell more books, he copied someone else's ideas and made it into a fiction book because he's a no talent hack.
I saw The Da Vinci Code in theatres, now I think I'm an expert on Religion, but really, I'm just a moron.
by SmellyBaptist August 22, 2006
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From Minnesota: a shitty team that disappoints the entire state once a week
From Minnesota: a shitty team that disappoints the entire state once a week
by Adetokunbo January 6, 2015
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Worked hard, prayed, and dedicated themselves in order to become even more Gay'er than 49er fans.
Usually are born from the Land of 10,000 excuses.
Tend to creep out Packer Fans with their deep seeded jealously.
Have the best play by play guy(when it comes to crying) in the entire NFC north.
Probably Busy Trolling anything Green Bay Related.
Will make illogical excuses for whenever a Team wins a Superbowl.
Probably very nice people in real life but that goddamn purple is infuriating.
Usually are born from the Land of 10,000 excuses.
Tend to creep out Packer Fans with their deep seeded jealously.
Have the best play by play guy(when it comes to crying) in the entire NFC north.
Probably Busy Trolling anything Green Bay Related.
Will make illogical excuses for whenever a Team wins a Superbowl.
Probably very nice people in real life but that goddamn purple is infuriating.
Viking fans tend to rain on Packer Fan's parade.
* Superbowl XLV night
Packer Fan on lifesupport: "Yes! We did it! Whooo!"
Viking Fan pulls the plug: "The refs handed you the game!"
* Superbowl XLV night
Packer Fan on lifesupport: "Yes! We did it! Whooo!"
Viking Fan pulls the plug: "The refs handed you the game!"
by ReelzName June 15, 2011
Get the Viking Fan mug.The book wasn't too bad in my opinion, sure there were a lot of problems, but I liked the plot and the conspiracies in it. but then again it's just my opinion if I like it or not. and considering that this site is Urban Dictionary! I can write this if I so wish. now I wait for everyone to start hating on this.
person1: Dude did you read the Da vinci code?
Me: Yes why?
person1: oh it's such a piece of shit!
person2: Yeah it sucked outright!
Me: alright that is your opinion. true there were many flaws. but I just like the plot and conspiracies in it
Me: Yes why?
person1: oh it's such a piece of shit!
person2: Yeah it sucked outright!
Me: alright that is your opinion. true there were many flaws. but I just like the plot and conspiracies in it
by Doesnotcareman July 23, 2011
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A woman who appears to be conservative but in reality has severe sexual fetishes such as Omorashi, Diaper Bondage and Scatophilia.
A woman who appears to be conservative but in reality has severe sexual fetishes such as Omorashi, Diaper Bondage and Scatophilia.
I met a librarian, who I thought was a nice girl until we got into bed and then I realized I had a dirty Vicki.
by Krystalblue2197 March 9, 2019
Get the Dirty Vicki mug.You take a bitch back to your place, then claim you're in to bondage. When you've got that dirty broad tied up good, whip out a copy of Dan Brown's best selling edition of the Da Vinci Code and proceed to read her chapter 12. Once the chapter is completed, roll the book up and shove it up that fat ho's slack ass as if it were Silas'.
by Abdul555 September 17, 2006
Get the Dirty Da Vinci Code mug.Ships used by Scandinavian warriors (Vikings) and traders from the 5th to 12th centuries. They were long (up to 150 feet), and looked much like enormous canoes. They were powered by both oar and sail.
These ships allowed the Vikings to travel to places as far as Iran and Cape Cod. If it wasn't for the Longship, the Vikings would not have been able to become a feared prescence in Europe.
Some facts about Viking longships:
Under certain weather conditions, a Viking Ship can outsail a modern racing yacht!
A ship was considered a Viking chief's most prized posession. They were given names like "Steed of the waves" and "Long Serpent".
They were "Clinker Built", with overlapping strakes running from bow to stern. This allowed them to ride on the waves, instead of being crushed by the vicious North Sea waves.
Though they were very fast, Viking Ships stood very little chance in a naval battle (except against other Vikings.
These ships allowed the Vikings to travel to places as far as Iran and Cape Cod. If it wasn't for the Longship, the Vikings would not have been able to become a feared prescence in Europe.
Some facts about Viking longships:
Under certain weather conditions, a Viking Ship can outsail a modern racing yacht!
A ship was considered a Viking chief's most prized posession. They were given names like "Steed of the waves" and "Long Serpent".
They were "Clinker Built", with overlapping strakes running from bow to stern. This allowed them to ride on the waves, instead of being crushed by the vicious North Sea waves.
Though they were very fast, Viking Ships stood very little chance in a naval battle (except against other Vikings.
by El_Haggis September 9, 2006
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