Cooper Union

Institution of higher learning where straight people are discriminated against by gay majority.

Cooper Union Principal: Lets hire Mrs.Shultzki because she is a lesbian.

by Napoleon Shultzki March 29, 2009

Unionville high school

Navigating the hallways of one of the richest schools in Pennsylvania you come across the girls that are "popular" participating in the Bulimia Olympics, but not without carrying their Louis Vuitton bags and wearing the latest from Abercrombie & Fitch with the "thong of the week" from Victoria Secret. Once you get your eyes rolled at a few times and a few dirty looks from the sluts--I mean girls, you come across the other half. If you aren't wearing pants 12 sizes too big along with your ice 'round your neck and a joint in your pocket, you aint cool. Everyone belongs to the Ghetto, or wish they did, as they trip over themselves tryin to rap their way down the hall. Gotta have had sex or gotten drunk or you're just plain weird, and if you have something to do, you are in the minority, but whites definately aren't. Unionville is the ghetto meets Beverly Hills.

You know you're in Unionville when...

every kid has rap blaring out of their oversized headphones

a guy can wear baggy jeans and a Dr.J jersey and the next day wear a shirt and tie, but still be fashionably correct

by involuntary involvement December 29, 2004

Union Beach

Union Beach is comprised of the remains of what little dignity Keyport had, washed up on a dirty, needle-ridden shore. It is a smelly town, named after its "beach," that is, instead, a patch of second-hand sand and an arrangement of fake dolphins. Pre-Hurricane Sandy Union Beach (PHSUB) was a dump, and Post-Hurricane Sandy Union Beach (also PHSUB) continues to be a dump. Children grown here are misshapen and unintelligent. They go on to lead unsuccessful lives and swim in the filthy, green water that stunts their growth on a daily basis.

Person 1: "There's a party in Union Beach tonight. Would you like to go?"
Person 2: "Union Beach? I always regret going there. But, hey, a party is a party... and at least it isn't Keansburg!"

by TheGirlfromUB January 22, 2013

unionville

u-vill is full of losers who put shitty ass definitions online about the school and the people in it when not everyone in the school is a druggy and not everyone is rich... yes some ppl have cool cars and expensive clothes and yes there are people who are druggies... but there are normal people in there so grow up and do something useful with your life instead of writing stupid shit on here to make yourself feel better


im out... lata bitches

yeah go do some homework yah fuckheads

by thetruth May 2, 2005

union

The only reason a person with no college education or skills can earn $25 an hour for unskilled labor while sitting around and doing nothing, showing up for work late or drunk, calling in sick half the time and without concern for punishment, taking a very long lunch and like 5 breaks, and getting most holidays off while having the audacity to complain and demand more from his company and go on strike about his company’s alleged “unfair” working conditions. The only thing that would be “fair” is for the company to kick the union and its lazy employees like this to the curb and replace them with hardworking people who would be grateful to have such high pay and benefits for unskilled work.

I hate the union! All labor unions are antiquated, corrupt, useless and a detrement to corporate America. The union(s) are also the reason so many industrial jobs in this country are going to Mexico and China.

by [e-mail] April 25, 2008

soviet union

Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы, народов надежный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы, к победе ведет!
Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
И Ленин великий нам путь озарил.
Нас вырастил Сталин - на верность народу
На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил.
Славься, Отечество чаше свободное,
Счастья народов надежный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы к победе ведет!
Skvoz grozy siialo nam solntse svobody,
I Lenin velikij nam put ozaril.
Nas vyrastil Stalin - na vernost narodu
Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil.
Slavsia, Otechestvo chashe svobodnoe,
Schastia narodov nadezhnyj oplot!…

the door opens you!

its god but in Russia

IM GONNA JOIN THE SOVIET UNION AND GONNA BE A NINJA

by ninjafromrussia696969969696969 March 5, 2020

Wife Union

A secret union for wives. There is strong evidence for its existence given the fact that once in, output drastically dwindles.

"My old lady pulled out that wife union card last night...I asked for some head and she said that job is for temps"

by Honeymooned December 15, 2008