twatterpuss

Usually a male specific insult, used to demoralize and or break down the fragile ego of a chauvinistic man. Is sometimes used interchangeably with terms like "fuck boi", "douche canoe", and "Swamp Asshat".

Example:
*on a dating site*
Man: Hey girl, what u lookin for on here?
Man: I think 7.5 should be fun for you to work with.
Man: Hello?
Woman: I'm not interested.
Man: Conceited bitch. I only messaged you because I felt bad for your ugly ass.
Woman: Learn how to accept rejection with grace, you pathetic twatterpuss. 🖕

by Angstyaf October 22, 2018

Toaster pussy

When you have sex with a woman with multiple diseases and come out burnt.

Man jennier is a massive toaster pussy by balls won't stop itching.

by Jaygirl93 December 9, 2018

twystery

A twisted mystery, in a novel or movie.

Man we saw that knives out movie tonight, what a twystery that was! Never saw it coming!

by Harryboy08 December 7, 2019

toaster buns

A commanding derriere, that looks as if a toaster is smuggled under each plump & muscular cheek.

Damn Chelsea got them toaster buns, when she saunters down the street all the boys be like daaaaamn!

by BabyBoiHands May 16, 2020

toaster stroodle

misspelling of toaster strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism

Example 1: Polly: What are you eating? Ernie: I'm eating a toaster stroodle.

Example 2: Penny: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Archibald: a toaster stroodle

by mother loves stroodles September 12, 2020

toaster bath

A common way to commit suicide; Simply put a toaster in your bathtub

Kid: go kommit toaster bath
Me: ok *cries*
Unrelated gif;;

by GrandSider November 5, 2020

twaterson

The all american white male

last name from the north caribbean

M r. And mrs. Twaterson

Did You see that twaterson walking down the beach

by Twaterson October 4, 2020