by Prick yourself October 7, 2005
Get the man turd mug.A "sculpture" sold in Stuckey's gas stations in the 1970s. The "bird" was composed of a dried piece of dung with toothpick legs, googly eyes, little feather wings and a plastic beak.
These "sculptures" stood upon a small plastic base that featured the words "turd bird" preceded by the name of the state in which one purchased the item. Thus, if traveling through Montana, one could purchase a Montana Turd Bird, and when one reached Wyoming, one could stop at a Stuckey's and purchase a Wyoming Turd Bird. The poosibilities were endless.
These "sculptures" stood upon a small plastic base that featured the words "turd bird" preceded by the name of the state in which one purchased the item. Thus, if traveling through Montana, one could purchase a Montana Turd Bird, and when one reached Wyoming, one could stop at a Stuckey's and purchase a Wyoming Turd Bird. The poosibilities were endless.
I've been to all 48 contiguous states and I have a Turd Bird from every one of them to prove it.
I'm so depressed, I just found out they don't have Stuckey's in Hawaii. I so wanted a Hawaiian Turd Bird.
I'm so depressed, I just found out they don't have Stuckey's in Hawaii. I so wanted a Hawaiian Turd Bird.
by Dave of the Dean December 16, 2008
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A turd that is extremely hard and painful to pass whether the turd be spicy or contains shards of glass.
by TheAnacondors November 5, 2007
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Get the you can't polish a turd mug.A homemade shank, usually made by prison/jail inmates, by saving a turd, letting it become hard by drying out and carving it into the shape of a shank to use as a stabbing type weapon.
by mizzoupig February 28, 2010
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Someone who spews nothing but shit from their face.
To shit from one's mouth.
A slang term for miscer
Someone who spews nothing but shit from their face.
To shit from one's mouth.
A slang term for miscer
by suck my big beautiful balls baby April 23, 2004
Get the turd bombers mug.Synonym for poop chute, ass, or anus. Basically, this is where the shit exits the anal orifice and would plop into the toilet or your neighbors yard.
by Eric Crouch December 28, 2004
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