BROWN TRUMPET

Extended loud farting.

After an eclectic mix of burritos and sushi-Bill treated the passengers in his car to a most pungent and audible concert
featuring his BROWN TRUMPET.The window locks were applied.

by L.MARTIN January 29, 2006

Fuck Trumpet

A person who is not only a stupid, ignorant asshole, but who also shouts their small minded, and often dangerous rhetoric loudly and proudly.

"Only consort with people of your own colour, then you can be a completely racist, ignorant, bigoted, intolerant, sociopathic fuck trumpet just like me!!!"

by XenonSmash June 7, 2016

Down with the trumpets

Down with the trumpets is a song by Rizzle Kicks however the name came from a new way of saying getting high. Commonly used in London however is making its way to other areas in UK

Oi lets get down with the trumpets tonight

by donkey344 January 1, 2012

Trumpster

A Trumpster is an avid supporter and follower of Donald Trump. He is their light in the darkness. They do not functIon like your average run of the mill Republican, as they only quote Fox News in their daily debacles with every other political party when it is convenient and in favor of the almighty Trump.

Child 1: Did you hear Jimbob tell Juan "You don't belong here, and you should be punished for your parents' decision to come to America for a better life, Heil Trump."
Child 2: Yeah! He identifies as a Trumpster. Unique viewpoints they have

by Dr. Pepperoni October 12, 2015

Did i step on your trumpet?

A saying which implies that there was no intent to offend someone. Made popular by psychedelic pop group Danielson on the album Ships. Can also be used when one is unsure of whether or not harm was done by an offhanded comment.

Jerry: Oh I know I hated those kids, in fact I hated anyone who had a pony growing up
Manya: I Had a pony
Jerry: Sorry, did I step on your trumpet?

that would've saved Manya.

by rocktopuss February 23, 2006

TrumPette

American(s) who solely rely on their master. They have a brain, but choose not to use it. They believe, and will do, anything their master says. They will follow their master, even if the master leads them to their own death.

"Hurry, turn on FOX News, our master has some more advice about how to get rid of the fake virus." quipped the TrumPette.

by GBSSSY May 9, 2020

Muffle Trumpet

When performing the act of anal sex and the receiver lets loose an ass cannon (aka fart)

I was totally banging Nicks sister the other nite and she let loose a savage muffle trumpet.

by Mitchy Cock and Balls October 18, 2008