Trigger Treating

Going door to door, usually on Halloween, threatening people with a weapon (usually a gun) because you're too ghetto to wear a costume. Can be for candy or money.

You know she be Trigger Treating like a mother!

by Darth Nerdgasm June 22, 2011

trigger time

1. Expression used to denote how much time an individual has spent firing their weapon.

2. Also used to describe the time a man spends firing his gun in female cavities. This is my rifle, this is my gun. This one's for fighting, this ones for fun.

Gun = dick

Rifle = weapon for the killing of animals, foes, people, or just for fun.

"One of the odd things about the Army is how little actual trigger time you get. You carry your weapon around a lot, but aside from periodic qualifications or occasions where it gets entirely too exciting you don’t shoot very much."

"Yo, I wuz gettin' some major trigger time with your ex last week."

by MuhFuh June 15, 2006

Trigger Fatty

One who has fat fingers therefore restricting one from using a gun.

"You wait untill I loose 5 pounds and youz a dead mother fucker!"

"Look at this punk, to trigger fatty to pull the trigger.. fat bitch!"

by Jack (I'm not a ripper) June 28, 2009

Trigger Finger

when someone send text, tweet or make a post online (offensive) too fast without thinking.

Billy has trigger fingers. Have you seen his tweets lately?

by hotbarbeque October 18, 2017

Hair Trigger Flush

When the automatic bathroom stall flushers flush every time you slightly shift your weight, even though you haven't finished yet, causing gross water to splash up.

Guy1: Dude? Why did you flush so much?
Guy2: The stall had a hair trigger flush and it kept splashing shit water on me.

by calvinke April 2, 2010

Marijuana Trigger Bowl

A Marijuana Trigger Bowl, commonly referred as MTB, is the catalyst used to bring about a stronger and quicker high after using narcotics such as ecstacy.

Sasha- Sadie? Are you trippin' yet?

Sadie- No!

Sasha- Fuck! We forgot the MTB (Marijuana Trigger Bowl)!

Sadie- Well that explains the delay. Load Optimus (Bong).

by TheTrypleThreat September 6, 2010

Trigga Please!

An incredulous comment made by students when the Trigger whips out a brand new slideshow towards what you thought was the end of the lecture. Its usage has also been recorded when the Trigger attempts to demolish anyone with an opinion differing from his, under the veil of education.

-"I am the greatest political genius to grace this earth since Thomas Nast, fear my belly and my ego as they wobble about, knocking inferior opinions and teenagers' self esteem aside"
-"Then why do you teach public high school and community college? Trigga Please!"

by Anonymous Cynic February 10, 2008