triple bypass

Proceding straight to anal sex with a member of the opposite sex without partaking in any of the following three: handjobs, blowjobs or just plain old, in and out, run of the mill, reproductive sex. Excludes the use of hookers. A very difficult operation to undergo.

Oh, that girl at the club, yeh I performed a triple bypass on her.

by Tomas October 5, 2005

Triple Gold

Triple Gold is mixture of 1/3 Bud Light, 1/3 Miller Light, and 1/3 Coors Light. It's known for being the drink of choice on hot days or at sporting events as it leaves behind no light beer after taste.

"Nothing would be more crisp and refreshing than a Triple Gold on the 4th of July."

by BeerHistory Prof March 26, 2009

CHAPMAN TRIPLE

Slapping your penis on a females vagina 3 times in a row.

last night I gave my girlfriend the chapman triple.

by unit6666 August 20, 2009

Triplets of Belleville

An animated film released in France in 2003 by director/writer Sylvain Chomet. Originally titled "Les Triplettes de Belleville," the story chronicles the life of Madame Souza, the tough but lovable Portuguese grandmother of the orphaned boy Champion, who discovers and encourages his love of bicycling. Beginning sometime after World War II in the outskirts of Paris, the story starts with a hilarious television broadcast of an old performance of the Triplets of Belleville, a 1920's jazz trio reminiscent of the Boswell Sisters. The story then jumps to the 1960's, where an adult Champion, ruthlessly trained by his grandmother, has entered the Tour de France and is kidnapped en route by mobsters. Madame Souza and her slow-moving dog, Bruno, travel across the ocean to Belleville (an odd hybrid city containing aspects of New York, Montreal, and Paris) in pursuit of her grandson's kidnappers. On arrival, they run into the aging Triplets, now elderly women living in the slums and making their income through avant-garde performances on devices not designed to make music. Together, they must confront the French Mafia in an attempt to rescue Champion.

Produced by a French/Belgian/Canadian consortium, the Triplets is a masterpiece of animation with practically no dialogue (sure to bore those with limited attention spans or who cannot understand subtle humor), but is more than compensated for by the sound effects, bizarre animation, musical score, historical references, political jabs, and multiple cameo "appearances" by the likes of Josephine Baker, Django Reinhardt, and Fred Astaire (who is killed and eaten by his own shoes!).

Although I avoid animated films for their schizoid animation and general lack of plot, I have recommended The Triplets of Belleville to many people as not only the best animated film I've ever watched, but one of my favorite films of all time.

by Timotheus325 February 23, 2008

triple color

The red, white, and blue.

"Triple color with the platinum bands
Fifty birds homeboy in the back of a van"
-Birdman

by birdlaunch7 April 3, 2009

triple-threat lane

Noun:

A car lane at a major intersection where one has the rare opportunity to legally go right, left, or straight.

Driver: (rapidly approaching major intersection)
Shit man, I have no idea where to go. Wtf am I gonna do??

Me: No sweat man, its a triple-threat lane, you can do whatever you want.

Driver: Oh shit, a triple-threat lane?! That's fucking awesome!

by Limit531 November 25, 2009

Triple Under Performing

Triple Under Performing, is when your below the lowest guy, your worse than even the guy that did nothing.

56% of your salespeople are triple under performing.... Might as well fire them!

by aim alytics February 17, 2010