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smoke the turkey

Instead of sex I prefer to smoke the turkey.

After a night out at the bar I like to go home and smoke the turkey.

During office hours my boss likes to sit at his desk and smoke the turkey.

While watching porn I enjoy smoking the turkey.
by bufumufu1 November 26, 2010
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wild young turkeys

group of crazy country teenage girls looking for trouble
Watch yourself, here come some wild young turkeys.
by Wolfx1 November 14, 2011
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Turkey

Someone who says something extremely stupid or blatantly obvious which should get them stomped in the balls.
Man 1: I can't pay Wayne Rooneys wages.

Man 2: shut up, you big turkey.
by Two Toke November 28, 2013
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jerk the turkey

guy 1: ahhhhhh..
guy 2: did you just jerk the turkey?
guy 1: yeah.
by daniel d, and otherzzz October 19, 2008
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Turkey Gobbler

The act of forcing a girl to deep throat your cock, while your nut sack acts as the gobbler. She then makes a turkey sound and flaps her arms.
Dude, the Principal walked in on me giving my girl friend a Turkey Gobbler in the bathroom!
deep throat cock gobbler naughty
by The long horner September 18, 2011
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torpey

When you cant read and go into english class with mrs. moore and antonio and she assigns 50 pages in a book then you try to read and your brain explodes all over the wall and mush sprays all over the mrs. moores face.
Man I was so torpey last night, I had to read a book for my english class and my brain just exploded all over my cat and my cat licked it up.

Man you must of been trippen.
by Torpeatspaper123123123 September 28, 2010
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Torey Pudwill

Torey Pudill- verb

Torey Puwill is a famous and possibly one the most talented skateboarders alive

to Torey Pudwill means to get really really high or at least appear high, and go out and skateboard around a group of people
Person #1: Hey, wanna go Torey Pudwilling at City Grind?
Person #2: Fuck yeah!
by thehiddengiraffe July 26, 2011
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