tinker

(v.) To pinch another persons nipple randomly.

"Oh my God, Dan just tinkered me, and now my nipple is bruised!"

by storeroomkid January 19, 2009

Tinker Fucker

Somebody who seeks sexual intercourse with a smaller body built person (petite). Midget are a favorite turn on if avalible.

Marc: "Hey AJ did you see the chick Alex brought home the other night?"
AJ: "Yeah she was the smallest chick ever, I think he's a tinker fucker!"
Marc "Thats true he might as well be porking midgets!"
**Marc and AJ chuckle loudly in the back of the church...

by TattooedDestruction October 29, 2008

Tainter-Totter

Once you drop anchor on your partner's knee (lay cable or take the browns to the superbowl) you gently strattle the log between the leg and your taint and rock back and forth

I gave that bitch a mean tainter-totter last night

by Terd see-saw with taint January 17, 2009

tinder edging

Getting to a certain tinder picture and swiping the person almost all the way off the screen and holding it there then backing off. Repeating this process many times until finally swiping right.

Man, tinder edging really prolongs the great feeling that swiping right gives me. I'm never going to prematurely swipe ever again.

by FoamRoll February 23, 2014

Tinderized

Being bombarded by fake Tinder chicks to follow their webcam shows or go to some website only to talk to actual girls that never want to meet because apparently Tinder is for people who don't want to "hook up"

This chick on tinder, a site for hooking up, didn't want to actually hang out. My dick got Tinderized. Yay internet.

I got tinderized by 400 fake profiles trying to make me watch some dumbfuck webcam site.

by hunterfuckyougoddammit December 15, 2015

Tinker

A small limp dead penis that can't be used for nothing.

What's wrong with your penis?
Penis, it's a tinker
What's a tinker?

A small limp dead dick

by jack a bee September 17, 2016

Tinger

Fingering a girl with your toe

When rich and justin were sitting on a hammic, a girl proceeded to sit on the oppistite side of justin. Justin slowly wondered his foot towards the girls "area"(help full is she has a skirt on). He inserted his big toe and turned to Rich and said yo im doin the tinger.

by Justin, Traver January 13, 2009