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Bleeding

Peelagwerh: 'Yo chale this whole week, the bleeding be more.' Ponakus: 'Make u no worry, Friday Oswald go drop killer odds.'
by RagingKenpachi December 18, 2019
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bleed the system

The act of draining a substance while, simultaneously, consuming said substance.
Example 1:

I really had to drop a deuce mid dinner, so instead of letting it get cold, I bled the system; I finished it while on the can.

Example2:

Q: where's Squirty?

P: he went to the bathroom to bleed the system.

Q: bleeding the system?

P: he didn't want to leave his beer unattended so he took it with him to piss.

Q: atta' boy, no sense in sobering up mid piss!
by hurtn squirtn February 3, 2012
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Bleed week

1. The week in which bleeding interrupts your sexual activities. Or so you're pretending, anyways.

2. The week in which women can pull their own special racial card for everything, including bitching, moaning, and bad driving

3. The week in which you don't need to give a fuck about any female as you will not gain anything from it.
1: "so i was gonna fuck ma bitch last night, but bleed week just started, so we had to try backdoor blizzard instead.

2. e.g. 9/11? she was on her period. nuff said.

3. her:"hey honey, will you-"

you: "no."
by guttedcivillain June 16, 2010
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my eyes are bleeding

when you see something that is so horrible, like gacha heat.
person1: Hey person2 look at this video!

person2: what the fuck is this

person1: my hot Roblox girlfriend!

person2: my eyes are bleeding
by aggressivefart May 4, 2022
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Bleeding Cock Sore

The term describes an irritating, or uncomfortable situation where the feeling of unrest and lack of well being festers like a "Bleeding Cock Sore".
You are at a fast food establishment with your friend, and notice two hot women in the queue behind you. Having noticed that the ladies do not appreciate your manly charms, it is concluded that they MUST be a couple - why else would they not be falling over to get your number?

The dawning realization that both women assume that you and your friend are "partners" creates an uncomfortable scenario - the feeling being that of a "Bleeding Cock Sore". A festering, uncomfortable situation that cannot be talked about - unless to a Doctor - and only in the case where there is no other option!!!!
by WhenWe February 19, 2012
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