Sandy Diego

Inspired after a romantic romp on one of those enchanted Southern California beaches.A Sandy Diego is residual sand present in the most private of locations after an intimate beach romp that can lead to scratching, chafing, as well as an overall bad experience if approval for Round Two is given.

Romance on the beach is great as long as a Sandy Diego does not appear to ruin the fun

by Dr Fred June 2, 2018

Zach Diego

This dude is the realest, he gets all the ladies, absolutely the coolest guy you’ll ever meet!

You see that dude, that’s Zach Diego! Absolute fucking pussy master

by RealBoisDontDie May 30, 2018

Diego Avila

A really annoying person. If you are named Diego you probably act like a badass yet you’re scared of the dark. Most common for boys and if you ever see a Diego Avila. You’re going to wish you never met them.

You: dude I saw Diego Avila at school!

Me: ew ew ew take your eyes out

by Ms.PickleJuice March 31, 2020

diego siqueiros

The most smartest person in the world. Doesn't like to admit that he fails. Also, no one likes GO DIEGO GO! Don't say that to him. Can be called Diegs, Deggo Deegs or Di Ego. Likes to make new friends, and likes to mess around with his friends.

Man, I wish I was like diego siqueiros. Diego siqueiros is such a Goofer and gaffer.

by Ramilton88 August 22, 2017

Diego v

A dude who hates tanner and sucks off to micah.

Me: YOOO ITS DIEGO v RUN

by Stevenson nigga ass November 11, 2018

Diego P

breaker of the bro code

Part of the simp nation

NO pass for simping

Diego P is a simp

by fsdgeagtetafe February 28, 2020

Diego Tanberg

Diego is a the most morbidly obese man child you will ever come across. He is a is a failed abortion who has cancer. He is a pedo and asks 12 year olds to "pop a knee cap" He has NO PUBIC HAIR AND IS BALDING EVERYWHERE. fuck you diego lmao

Oh look its Diego Tanberg, he smells like pp

by anonymous January 31, 2021