Dane

A Dane is someone that nobody likes. Danes are ugly, annoying, dumb, and short. All Danes have small brains and even smaller penises. Not to mention their pea sized balls. Anyone with the name Dane will likely die a virgin and never find love.

"Look at that lame kid over there, his name is definitely Dane."

"Yeah definitely a Dane. My friend says she saw his penis and it's super small

by Western_Man November 23, 2021

Dane

A Homosexual being

Look at that Dane over there

by John Doeseedoeseedoe82 January 13, 2021

Dane

A person who has no sexual appeal, cannot attract a human and wanks to cows; also known as the fucker of goats. xd

The girl ran away as soon as she saw Dane and the goat was the last one standing.

by ayogetrunning March 5, 2022

dane

Dane is not a hit rapper and artist. He ventures down the halls being not hit and not rapper and not artist. Sigh.

Ted: WOAH IS THAT HIT RAPPER AND ARTIST
Dane: I'm not, I'm actually a lobstered buffalo from alabama. ,mmmmm, meerkats.

by squares pears am i right? September 11, 2023

Dane

A type of person to push you into things you know you shouldn’t because it fuels there testosterone levels. Giving them what they want only increases there power

“Jesus that one guy would not leave me alone at the bar!”
“I know right, what a dane.”

by freakomode February 5, 2020

dane atherton

Absolute frybag fae wally

"Theres that junkie dane atherton aww naw"
Said liam devine

by Mussy boys July 19, 2023

Dane

One of the most funnest guys to be around. He is very funny. And really cute. He may seem like the one that doesnt like to talk much, but when he's around his friends, hes hilarious. Dane's always have a nice body, and wont push girls too much. Dane's are just like amazing and awsome! Danes usually don’t pull girls and arnt the most attractive. But they usually like boys

Girl 1: Hey where were you last night?

Girl 2: With a Dane(:

Girl 1: Really?

Girl 2: Yeah, he's a fag! You have to find a Dane, they're the ugliest

by 2rad4u November 24, 2009

by anonymous November 21, 2023