Clubbin' the clam

Slang for female masturbation

Jack: hey have you seen Jill anywhere?
Rob: yeah she's in her room clubbin' the clam, she'll be back soon.

by García April 26, 2017

Clam house

When you fart forward instead of backward and it shoots through your labia (vag lips)

"Damn, I just pulled a clam house on myself"

by Magnificentbitch007 January 2, 2022

venetian clam

A sexual position where the woman puts her ankles behind her head.

Dude, I hooked up with this chick from yoga class and found out she's a fiend for the venetian clam!

by themadnutbag October 13, 2011

Sand in the clam

Sand in the clam is when you are on the beach and you get too much sand in your bathing suit and it gets stuck in your vagina.

"Girl, I've been playing in the sand so much is have sand in my vag. I'm about to grow a pearl. " vagina, pearl,ouch, sand in the clam

by Candcschaf April 20, 2017

fluffy clam

a vagina that is hairy, but the hair is very soft and wool like. The vagina smells fishy

"I have a fluffy clam"
"I fucked a girl last night. She had a fluffy clam"

by pussy pals May 30, 2016

Clam-block

Verb. Female equivalent to "cock-block." A clam or vagina is blocked from being entered; when intercourse is blocked from said female by her girlfriend(s), long term friend zone male, competing and less desired male, or act of god.

Still in the throes of post-break-up depression, Sally clam-blocked Becky at the party, so she wouldn't have to watch Gilmore Girls and cry into a bag of Dorritto flavored icecream alone.

by roadrunner23 November 30, 2014

toothed clam

n. formerly well-shaven female anatomy, now rendered dangerous due to stubble.

That girl last night had a toothed clam -it will take me a week to recover.

by superbubba October 20, 2009