Textidriver

Any operator of a public transportation vehicle who endangers passengers by texting while driving.

News Report: “This just in … yet another bus driver lost control of the bus he was operating, plowing into the front of crowded mid-town restaurant. He was the third textidriver this month.”

by MoLo36 May 5, 2009

Texticate

Carrying on a conversation through text messaging.

We'll texticate and figure everything out tomorrow.

I'll texticate you when I know what time and then you can texticate me when your ready.

I would have texticated, but I ran out of minutes on my frick'n expensive phone plan.

by Beauty22 February 24, 2010

Textilingus

Texting while you are getting your pussy licked.

Textilingus baby! Don't hate my friends. texting going down eat me lick me text me suck me fingering

by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 9, 2009

textitive

someone who texts frequently

Are you going to text me back or are you not feeling textitive today?

by Natalie's lover boy November 16, 2009

texting chin

A contortion of the face resulting in the creation of several additional chins. It is caused by drawing the chin toward the chest while attempting to text under one's desk at school or work inconspicuously, though often fails horribly.

Look at Pierce over there. He's sporting a total texting chin. As if the teacher doesn't notice anyway...

by I don't want a pseudonym January 11, 2010

textident

Crashing your car while texting.

Joe t-boned a camero when he was texting his girlfriend.

Wow, I heard that was a bad textident.

by kimgee April 14, 2010

texting out loud

blabbering while texting, not getting your thoughts together. like "thinking out loud."

i'm still in on half "was thinking i'd go with 180 but never mind."

later: i was texting out loud.

by bry piper December 8, 2010