textevasion

Texting an indirect, vague, or evasive answer when asked a question.

If your significant other texts 'where r u?' and you don't reply, or you text a vague response such as 'downtown', that is textevasion.

by soundgoddess February 5, 2010

Excited Texter

An avid and annoying texter that tends to use unnecessary exclamation marks at the end of every text.

Dude Ryan is such an annoying Excited Texter, not everything he says in a text needs to be in an exclamation.

by De Guat December 15, 2009

teste-mony

When a guy tells a story of a time when he's been kicked in the testicles. Giving testimony to when the nuts got knocked.

"Dude, could you believe Dave's teste-mony?? Man, that must've been some wicked pain!"

by nygs January 15, 2008

teatery

A breastaurant like Hooter's where girls too shy to strip work their way through college.

We got a little tipsy at the teatery last night; the beer was flowing like mom's milk.

by Danielle Boone March 24, 2010

Teitelbaum

A hilarious and very good looking individual with a rapidly receding hair line and a tendency towards sweating.

The comedian was hilarious, but was a total Teitelbaum on stage when he couldn't stop sweating underneath the spotlight!

by Everyone_else January 4, 2012

Testerday

On the day after you take a large exam or test, that previous day is Testerday.

'Hey did you take that huge AP exam??' 'Yea bro! I just took it testerday!'

by Venvious June 6, 2018

Tête carrée

French Canadian slang for an English Canadian person, from the fact that the British erected blockhouses to pacify the populate after taking over New France.

Eh bien, c'est un tête carrée, ce monsieur Smith.

by oaktree_b November 25, 2022