Messy Tail

A furry who loves to eat human feces, or animals too who knows

“Ey stop being a messy tail and stop eating that disgusting human filth”

by Naji Paisen March 18, 2022

I'll put a tail on you

To fuck someone from behind . Can be used as a chat up line or as a warning / threat .

Girl : hey wanna come over tonight ??

Boy : yea - ill put a tail on you girl

Bouncer : your too drunk , your not coming in

Customer : shut up ya dull cunt - I'll put a tail on you !!

by Gazza October 4, 2016

Comet's tail

The tail of a comet, the happy bright part of one's life

Oh..I can never be his comet's tail.
Yup, She's my comet's tail.

by calvinattri July 2, 2016

new-age tail

A woman (or women) of sexual interest, that prefer alternative approaches to traditional Western culture, and have interest in spirituality, mysticism, holism, and environmentalism.

Frank: "Cults are great for attracting new age tail."
Dee: "Guys, you can't go straight to fixing apartments and getting young, new-age tail. You can't do that. That takes years of brain-washing."

by boringoldorange January 5, 2018

Drop the Tailgate and get Ready to Ride

When you’re rocking out, slaying, and making salty sailors sit on your lap while eating a werther’s original. ROLL TIDE!

“Drop the tailgate and get ready to ride” - BoxyFresh

by Bean60 December 14, 2020

Grow a tail

To defecate. Equivalent to “take a dump” or “take a shit”.

I took too many laxatives, I need to grow a tail before I go.

by Average_tail_grower October 14, 2021

tuck it like a tail

A slang phrase used to emphatically suggest that someone should be reeling in their unacceptable behavior that could be seen as embarrassing or perverse.

He was stumbling and groping for his man-hose as he unzipped his pants outside the neighborhood liquor store and heard a person yell from a passing car, “Hey buddy, tuck it like a tail, will ya?!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2023