Tactical Seatage

the art of tactically positioning yourself around a table in a restaurant.

Those who are "tactically sat" are not hampered by other people and have free and easy access to food and restrooms.

Tactical Seatage - When going for a buffet with friends, never be the first one in when it comes to "scooching down" a bench that is blocked in by a table. Rookie mistake.

by gman3 December 25, 2009

tactical spackle

The act of trying to sneak a fart onto or around someone, and inadvertently spackling yourself in the process.

I snuck up to drop a fart on Andy- turned out to be a tactical spackle. I pushed through though.

by donkypunchzzz June 1, 2010

Tactical Skiff

Marketing ploy to dupe kool aide drinkers into thinking this company makes THE best poling skiff on the market.

Have you seen the new X brand "Tactical Skiff"? It's the best in this segment!

by VictorMancini March 14, 2011

tacataca

a nasty tasting burrito that no one likes

that tacataca was very very bad

by holtz July 12, 2012

Tactical Blackout

When one is extremely drunk instead of just passing out, finding a quite and comfortable place to rest to utilize sleep to rapidly process alcohol.

Jerry was extremely drunk by 8:30pm after sculling 2 pints of spirits at a party. After a tactical blackout for two and a half hours he got up and other guests who arrived at the party thought he was sober.

by DarkFalcon September 15, 2013

Tacotrum

When the perfect storm of events causes you to throw a full blown tantrum when over the age of 25. Specifically in regards to lack of tacos.

My girlfriend threw a tacotrum at midnight, and I couldn't help but laugh at her pathetic state.

by Nikkilildaddy May 13, 2014

Tactisext

Sub-genre of sext. When two people text in a sexual nature, discussing tactical ways to execute sexual acts.

Mark and I spent the whole night tactisexting for the weekend.

by Squishy Kelly November 4, 2014