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Stiff Punch

Right after ejaculating inside a woman's vagina, fisting them and keeping the fist inside until the cum hardens, creating a Stiff Punch.
I gave julie a Stiff Punch the other day, it got so stiff couldn't open my fist for hours.
by d_dbn October 9, 2021
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Stiff

When a employee fails to get tipped or tipped with a low amount.
Boss: How much did he tip you?
Me: 12
Boss: DAMN, yo ass a STIFF
by xdezxnutsx April 6, 2019
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Stiffness scale

The ladies were talking and started discussing their mens stiffness scale. It measure the hardness of the stiffness. It goes from 1 to 5. 1 Means you have a softy problem or had way too much to drink. 5 mens you probably took 3 Viagra.
The guy was drunk and measure a 1 on the stiffness scale
by Qlesbo March 18, 2022
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Boom stiff

When you get aroused by farts of smelly buttholes
I have such a boom stiff right now.
by Gogopowerrangers1 March 30, 2017
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stiff twister

the act of playing twister while you and your male friend are completely rock hard and making sure you donjt enter eachothers ass
person 1: yo me and my boy played stiff twister last night
person 2: how did it go?
person 1: it was a pain in the ass
person 2: i bet how many times di you enter each other
person 1: to many to count
by GoldenFerret21 May 21, 2023
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Stiff

Nickname for person named Stian, but this "Stian" has to be exceptionally stupid. Can also be called Stig
Hey Stiff, you fucking dumbass!
by alinarnold October 25, 2017
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Stiff Dick Baby Killer

Killer of baby’s, taker of dick
by Plutocratic April 30, 2024
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