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Stiffies

An erect, pulsating penis or clitoris, due to sexual arousal.
Billy and Janet had stiffies after Billy donkey punched Janet's mom.
by g0t4 May 19, 2011
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butthole sniffer

by Nick November 10, 2003
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stiffleball

(n.)the act of, when receiving oral sex from a female (or in desperate times, a male), smacking the testicles against the chin of the individual performing oral sex.
Man, if Zach hadn't referenced the fourth-grade term "stiffy" at lunch today, I probably wouldn't have even remembered to give that bitch Karen M. a stiffleball tonight. The tingling feeling provided by her hairy chin rubbing against my balls was quite a sublime experience.
by Ron Mexico April 16, 2005
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Jehovah's stiffness

n. An unwelcome erection which arrives at the most inconvenient times and is hard to get rid of.
E.g. Yo Tony blud, lessons over, lets split.

Tony: Shit! I can't stand up, I got Jehovah's stiffness init!
by swany01 May 14, 2008
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stiff armed

To be denied by a member of the opposite sex during the process of macking.
Damn, Pete just got stiff armed by that death star... how embarrassing for him.

OR

Good thing Pete got stiff armed by that chick, because she's actually a dude. Pete, why are you upset about it?
by Total Penetration June 21, 2005
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dick-sniffer

1. An unpleasant or unintelligent person.
2. A person who is addicted to the aroma (odor) of the penis.
Originated in the East End of London in 1836. Was often used by Town-Cryers.
1. Stop being such a dick-sniffer and let me pay by credit card.
2. Do not go in the rest-room. I hear the dick-sniffer is on the prowl.
by Bulbudda Ramujasbah July 18, 2004
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stiffle

On his first date, the boy stiffled constantly.
by 6gradeEnglish November 12, 2010
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