Spunk catcher

A spunk catcher is the acted of catching mans load on your face from three or more feet.

Hey my best friend is a spunk catcher

by 1223493 September 15, 2015

rubber spunk

The semen (better known as cum) inside of a rubber after you finish blowing a big one right after a great fuck.

Man, last night I fucked the hell out of my girl friend and afterward, I pull off the condom and slung my RUBBER SPUNK all over her shit.

She call me a nasty ass bastard, but I didn't care; She already got my shit off.....LOL

by Doctor Mattadon December 14, 2008

Spunk Mail

Spunk Mail is the porn equivalent of junk mail.

Man I'm not sure what is worse, Junk mail or Spunk mail. It's all the same excpet for the titties!

by heavymetalist.com June 4, 2011

Monk Spunk

Semen which has taken on a slight yellow colour because it’s owner hasn’t ejaculated for a long time.

“It had been so long that when I eventually got laid, I had monk spunk.”

by Apparently January 13, 2021

Spunk Protection

Lip gloss or any other animal tested product that females apply to their lips to make foreign subtsnaces easily removable.

"Hey baby can I blow all over your face?"
"Yeah if you want to. Just let me put on some Spunk protection first"

by swerve the bird April 8, 2008

spunk fisting

A woman swallows a load then pukes the cum onto her fist and fists herself to get pregnant.

Greg's mom conceived by spunk fisting.

by Robert Paulson May 27, 2016

spunk lash

This term is used to describe when a man ejaculates so much its in lashings!

Im going to spunk lash all over your face.

by LA2K3 May 2, 2003