Ynaffit Spoll

an orgasim so intense that your body goes into spazims and your eyes role back in your head and you reach full nirvana also know as tauntra

My friend gave me the perfect Ynaffit Spoll

by ~*ChoCho San*~ June 10, 2006

Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY

I just upgraded to OSX Lion 10.7, I own a normal fucking mouse (Intellimouse), not some "magic-harry-potter" mouse, and I hate invented scrolling - in fact, trouble is that I cannot find a way to change it.

When I go to "System Preferences" - "Mouse" .. there's nothing. When I go to "System Preferences" - "Microsoft Mouse"; guess what? NOT A FUCKING THING.

So gents and ladys, how do I get rid of this piece of shit so I can fucking scroll as I've been doing for the last two decades?

Jesus-fucking-Christ, fuck you, Steve!

Oh, and to you out there, who answers this question: THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR KINDNESS!

How can I remove inverted scrolling in OSX Lion with a normal (NO MAGIC MOUSE) mouse? Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY

by A very mad Apple-buyer. July 27, 2011

Stroll of Success

Guy's version of the Walk of Shame. Guys have no shame, but getting laid is always considered a successful night. Not having to wash your own sheets or clean up is an added bonus, especially if she made you breakfast. Can be spotted by dude giving high fives to random people on the street at 6am.

Dude high fiving random stranger: "Dude! Fuck yeah!"
Random stranger: "Congratulations, I guess."
Passerby: "Looks like the Stroll of Success to me! Woot!"

by TimmyT851 September 1, 2009

stroller party

Any situation, common in Yuppie infested urban areas, where strollers clog and block any progress into restaurants, onto subways and elevated trains, through park paths, sidewalks, etc. This is the result of affluent, clueless, inconsiderate breeders with small children and $400.00 strollers who think they own all public spaces and can therefore slowly push their giant strollers anywhere and in any direction in the middle of any doorway they please in complete oblivion as to the the existence of other, non stroller pushing people.

Could also be called "stroller block."

I tried to ride my bike down the path today, but it was a total stroller party and I had to ride on the grass.

We went to brunch at (fill in the blank) but it was a total stroller party so we went to (any place less likely to attract strollers and their vile pushers).

by Dickie Bundle September 17, 2010

Cellphone Stroll

The pointless, aimless walking to and fro one does when on their cellphone.

Dan's in the hall doing the cellphone stroll

by cupgrease January 28, 2009

scrollodex

cell phone address book

Pamela was in the cell phone store and asked for her scrollodex to be transferred to her new phone.

by Pamela Laurence-Dimson February 21, 2008

stroller surfing

When a toddler, often as part of the terrible twos or threes, refuses to sit in his stroller and the mother (exhausted from fighting with the child) decides to push on none-the-less.

Susan is having such a hard time with little Jeremiah, he refuses to sit down... he is getting to be quite an expert at stroller surfing.

by I. Will Bone April 1, 2010