spoll

Spoll, a pseudo-allergy where an inhumanly fat person (usually also a northern monkey in denial, may of moved south to hide the shame) denies responsibility for their eating actions blaming the obesity on an allergy.

" That fat northern prick, a Spoll if ever I saw one"

by Cavendish June 20, 2016

Ynaffit Spoll

an orgasim so intense that your body goes into spazims and your eyes role back in your head and you reach full nirvana also know as tauntra

My friend gave me the perfect Ynaffit Spoll

by ~*ChoCho San*~ June 10, 2006

Smollett

Hiring people to kick your ass so you can make yourself into a fake victim, hoping to become impossible to fire from your job.

You better make sure you cover all your bases if you pull a Smollett, otherwise you'll get found out.

by Blixkrogg February 16, 2019

Smollett

... disambiguation... (see Drama )

To not cover your tracks properly, or to do something purely for the Drama.

"4. Claiming to have experienced negative events that are highly implausible."

Smollett was a TV series 'Empire' actor who staged a false attack on himself, hiring 2 Nigerian brothers, he claimed to be Trump supporters, to hang a noose around his neck and pour gasoline on him for $3500, claiming it was a racist, homophobic attack. Police found out it was a staged attack, and arrested him for making a false report.

You can't be Smolletting yourself in a climate like this.

I hope you got rid of the evidence, otherwise you'll be Smolletted.

She didn't really loose her keys, she's just just Smolletting for the vine.

by realsomejuan February 21, 2019

Smollett

Reporting of a false assault, racial or homophobic hate crime.

Ref: JussieSmollet

“That attack was all a hoax. For ratings! Man, dude pulled an ace Smollett.”

by Ally Ally February 22, 2019

solling

(smiling out loud): used in situations where one is not actually lolling (laughing out loud). perfect for when you see a meme and smile at your phone.

omg that picture brings back so many good memories... I’m solling.

by Forking Shirt August 15, 2018

Smollet

Smollet (noun); an elaborate hoax performed in order to falsely claim the role of a victim.

“he claimed to have been abused, but actually he was just pulling a Smollet.”

by ZeAlchemist February 19, 2019