Car-spooning occurs when two drivers on opposite sides of traffic recognize each other as fellow douchebags.
The douchebags will then slow to a stop (often in the middle of an intersection) to discuss their douchebaggery in detail.
This interaction is called "car-spooning" because of its resemblance to coitus from behind while lying down.
The douchebags will then slow to a stop (often in the middle of an intersection) to discuss their douchebaggery in detail.
This interaction is called "car-spooning" because of its resemblance to coitus from behind while lying down.
by userbits March 14, 2007
Get the car-spoonmug. The human penis.
by Blecchy Green December 7, 2009
Get the meat spoonmug. When two people spoon, this is the person in front. Also known as the little spoon, they compliment the alpha spoon.
by undefinedsymbol January 22, 2009
Get the beta spoonmug. A game where you drive through an inner city, and when you see a black person you throw a spoon at him/her only after screaming NIGGER!
The catch is that if you miss, you have to exit the car and retrieve said spoon.
The catch is that if you miss, you have to exit the car and retrieve said spoon.
by psuedonecrofeliac October 9, 2008
Get the Nigger Spoonsmug. A back-street café, from which you can obtain various dishes (all-day breakfast, sausage sandwich, etc) that are lavishly coated in grease and served in a paper bag for you to enjoy outside.
A "Greasy Spoon" usually serves a heart attack on a plate.
A "Greasy Spoon" usually serves a heart attack on a plate.
by jola January 23, 2005
Get the greasy spoonmug. The act of wrapping ones self around a toilet during a long vomiting session (after drinking) because standing is not possible after the first half hour. Can also be observed if said person passes-out in position.
Approximately 2:00 in the afternoon on Josh's 21st birthday:
"Where's Josh?"
"He's already spooning the toilet."
"Did you get pictures?"
"Where's Josh?"
"He's already spooning the toilet."
"Did you get pictures?"
by bteen3 December 18, 2007
Get the spooning the toiletmug. A person who knows nothing about real financial responsibility. They've never really had to work for much in life. They usually believe that, because of the money they have access to, they can have anything they want, including people.
"Stephanie tried to steal my boyfriend!"
"That girl is nothing but a silver spoon. Her parents have money, and she has a trust fund waiting for her when she turns 25."
Vienna Girardi is a silver spoon. She is quoted from The Bachelor, "I'm a huge daddy's girl. I'm his only daughter, so I'm his little princess. He spoils me rotten. He's bought me like five cars because I keep wrecking them."
"That girl is nothing but a silver spoon. Her parents have money, and she has a trust fund waiting for her when she turns 25."
Vienna Girardi is a silver spoon. She is quoted from The Bachelor, "I'm a huge daddy's girl. I'm his only daughter, so I'm his little princess. He spoils me rotten. He's bought me like five cars because I keep wrecking them."
by Countme Sin January 21, 2011
Get the Silver Spoonmug.