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Spoon the Coon 

A game in which participants of non-black ethnicity drive around a particularly poor neighbourhood in an automobile of some sort. The participants carry with them a bag of metal spoons and whenever they see a black person they roll down the windows and scream SPOON THE COON!!! whilst throwing the spoon at the black person. If the spoon makes contact with its intended target then the drive continues, if the spoon misses then the driver stops the vehicle and the thrower of said missed spoon must exit the vehicle and retrieve the spoon from the ground. If you miss your throw then you are likely going to die because black people don't much like this game.
Greg: Hey quick roll down the windows there be a nigger up ahead!
SPOON THE COON!!!

*Greg throws spoon at black man, but misses*

Bob: Well you missed, better bring the shotgun with you when you grab that spoon that nigger's got a killin look in his eye.
Spoon the Coon by runshat October 27, 2010
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Nigger that has a large out hanging jaw that looks like an ape.
That Spoon Jaw should be hanging from a vine.
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Spoon Daddy 

The owner, or "Daddy" of a Speen. The Spoon Daddy is meant to keep its Speen out of trouble, for once the parasitical Speen is attached, it can not be rid of.
"Damn, Carl's Speen is really getting out of hand. Yeah, he really needs to step up and be the damn thing's Spoon Daddy."
Spoon Daddy by speenshit March 10, 2017

Spoon Dick 

A penis without girth yet contains a massive head.
I loved him but his spoon dick was like being fucked by a troll.

spoon sisters 

Two girls that are friends but engage in oral sex with each other; female "butt buddies".
Gosh, those two are together so much, they have to be spoon sisters.
spoon sisters by Girl May 13, 2005