smoking starfish

The act of parting your ass cheeks and pressing your ass against a glass shower door/window/etc. exposing the chocolate starfish and farting causing a steamy residue on the glass itself, thereby making the chocolate starfish to look as if it were smoking.

I pressed my ass against the shower door the other day and farted, my wife exclaimed that it looked like asmoking starfish

by urbanlegend1973 July 3, 2010

spiking

A particularly frustrating and violent (and usually loud) skype conversation. Usually with a grandparent or someone unused to modern technology. It doesn't start well and ends even worse.

Child: Hello? HELLO? Grandma can you hear me?
Grandparent: HELLO? HOW DO YOU WORK THIS THING? ARE WE SPIKING?!
Child: Grandma click the volume button!
Grandparent: WHATS GOING ON?! I DON'T SEE YOU. CAN YOU SEE ME?! SPIKE ISN'T WORKING!
Child: *mimes turning up volume*
Grandparent: THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS. I'M GOING TO CALL YOU!
Child: Wait! Wait! All you have to-

Click.

by Megeelin October 14, 2012

Spocking

To Perfrom the Vulcan Salute and insert it into anothers fanny and anus at the same time.

I gave her a rite good spocking, you know two in the pink and two in the stink.

by Geoffry marshall shaw March 27, 2008

Spiking it

Only expelling fecal matter in public restrooms when someone else is using the hand dryer, flushing the toilet, or anything that produces equal noise levels.
But...Hand dryers and toilets flushing only last for so long, therefore you must "spike it" to avoid making noise.
Commonly used by people who care too much about what other people think. Or those who wish to reduce unsavory bathroom noises.

Man there was alot of people in the crapper, I was spiking it hard!
Dude I the most brutal diarhhea, I didnt have the sphincter power to spike it, everyone heard and laughed.

by Kitchenstadium January 28, 2007

Pope-smoking

The act of smoking popes. Often occurs in the hut and usually involves holy water.

It wasn't my fault. I was pope-smoking and had some holy water and then the nargles took over. I didn't have a chance.

Are you pope-smoking?

by MAVV123 March 16, 2010

Icy breath smoking

Heavy breathing in cold air to make it look like you are smoking.

Dude, what are you 10?, would you stop with your icy breath smoking.

by jaffaw January 24, 2010

smoking lint

The act of Combing the carpet for small pieces of crack and then smoking what you find. It is known as smoking lint because it is rare to actually find crack. More likely you are smoking small pieces of fiber or a potato chip.

Ralf was smoking lint the other night and ended up smoking a piece of a french fry.

by Ford Lawnmower November 6, 2007