Splort

When a male simultaneous ejaculates and emits flatulence. (Portmanteau of "splooge" and "fart").

Dude - "Hey man. Last night, when I was watching Grey's Anatomy... I splorted."
Bro - "Gross, wait... Why the fuck were you watching Grey's Anatomy, (insert generic comment about Dude's sexual preference)??"
Dude - "Because Glee wasn't on, bra."
Bro - "... oh, yea that's right."
Dude - *sploooooooort*

by Splortzilla December 4, 2011

Splortched

Inj. The sound any bodily fluid makes upon leaving the body.
Most commonly relates to the sound a bullet makes when traveling through a noob's head, and the subsequent exploding/imploding sounds/actions of the head therein.

"Fall back, team. Let the noobs rush in..." SPLORTCHED! "Cover the corners! Flashbang out!"

by Splortched June 2, 2009

spork

to spoon and to fork at the same time

If spoon is to cuddle and fork is to #*^%, than spork is the two combined,

by Mr.Spiral April 27, 2011

Spork

To spoon while the male has an erection, creating a bump like a spork.

I was sporking with my wife.

by Señor Heisenberg June 6, 2014

Spork

To finger a girl while spooning.

"My girl and I were cuddling and I decided to spork her."

by Trump's Camel toe October 14, 2017

sporkle

a word that can be said at anytime anywhere completely out of context
also can describe sophie

person 1: my house burned down yesterday
person 2: oh sporkle that sucks
person 1: *starts crying*
person 2: you can borrow my sporkle if you want

by lilrocket5557 August 27, 2019

Spork

You call someone this when your annoyed and dont want to say cunt.

'Your an absolute spork'

by L.E.OT June 15, 2020