The act of shooting explosive diarrhea onto your partner, thus creating a splattering effect. A mutual Fecal Japan.
The day after a night of drinking and rough sex, Larry performed a full-body Thompson Splatter on his girlfriend.
by Larry Thompson July 18, 2003
Get the Thompson Splatter mug.A once mighty espionage series of computer games, mainly focused on Microsoft's Xbox & Xbox 360 consoles, but which eventually seen them ported to all formats.
The series was finally destroyed when a 'Splinter Group' of a once well respected games company, Ubisoft~Toronto, got their hands on the franchise, fired well respected uniquely voiced Canadian actor, Michael Ironside {"See You At Da'Part'E, Richt'a!"}, and changed the series' legendary formula to stay on par and cater to the Call Of Duty, Assassin's Creed & Uncharted fan-boys.
Splinter Cell's are extremely highly trained combat effective individuals, who are secretly deployed on very dangerous or politically sensitive combat missions, to neutralise various threats to United States interests, and perform deniable operations of many types.
The most famous Splinter Cell to ever have lived is one known as Samuel {Sam} Fisher.
The series was finally destroyed when a 'Splinter Group' of a once well respected games company, Ubisoft~Toronto, got their hands on the franchise, fired well respected uniquely voiced Canadian actor, Michael Ironside {"See You At Da'Part'E, Richt'a!"}, and changed the series' legendary formula to stay on par and cater to the Call Of Duty, Assassin's Creed & Uncharted fan-boys.
Splinter Cell's are extremely highly trained combat effective individuals, who are secretly deployed on very dangerous or politically sensitive combat missions, to neutralise various threats to United States interests, and perform deniable operations of many types.
The most famous Splinter Cell to ever have lived is one known as Samuel {Sam} Fisher.
Kid Gamer:
"Ah yo! This shit is off the walls! Splinter Cell: Blacklist is it called? Awesome! I loved that other one too, Conviction was it? Hated them older ones where you had to sneak about in shadows all the time. I just wanna shoot stuff. Who cares if his voice and appearance is different and he looks younger, it's all about the fast paced game-play. I'm glad its more like Metal Gear Solid, Uncharted, Assassin's Creed and Call Of Duty now! Pre-ordered it! Can't wait!"
Older Seasoned Hard-Core Splinter Cell fan:
"Kid...Get The Fuck Off this forum, right now. And go get hit by a bus you little COD playing faggot cunt."
"Ah yo! This shit is off the walls! Splinter Cell: Blacklist is it called? Awesome! I loved that other one too, Conviction was it? Hated them older ones where you had to sneak about in shadows all the time. I just wanna shoot stuff. Who cares if his voice and appearance is different and he looks younger, it's all about the fast paced game-play. I'm glad its more like Metal Gear Solid, Uncharted, Assassin's Creed and Call Of Duty now! Pre-ordered it! Can't wait!"
Older Seasoned Hard-Core Splinter Cell fan:
"Kid...Get The Fuck Off this forum, right now. And go get hit by a bus you little COD playing faggot cunt."
by Azura's *Star July 26, 2012
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Noun. The high-velocity pattern made by liquid fecal matter on the back of the toilet above the waterline. This pattern is formed when one has an uncontrolled evacuation of the bowels as he or she is in the process of sitting down and is still in a leaning-forward position. Because the movement associated with this phenomenon is usually time-consuming, the resulting back-splatter typically dries and will not come off when the toilet if flushed. Back-splatter usually lasts until physically removed with a brush and Comet.
by Duckmeat March 9, 2005
Get the back-splatter mug.When your friend has to sneak off when no one is looking, because he is too ashamed to say he's going to hang out with his lame ass grilfriend.
Cody: Hey Doug, where did Matt go?
Doug: I don't know man. I heard him in the hall earlier while I was taking a dump, but when i came out he was gone.
Cody: He probaly went to go see Sara, and just did not want to tell you. Dude, you got splinter celled!
Doug: I don't know man. I heard him in the hall earlier while I was taking a dump, but when i came out he was gone.
Cody: He probaly went to go see Sara, and just did not want to tell you. Dude, you got splinter celled!
by jjooeerr May 16, 2006
Get the splinter cell mug.An individual who has an enormous bank roll and can afford to light stogies and cigarettes with money (usually a $100 bills). The person in reference usually has a ridiculous lifestyle... mansion(s), whip(s), island(s), private security, etc...
Person 1 (rolls up in an custom Bugatti and hands a $100 bill to the valet): "Keep it in the shade"
Person 1 then pulls out a stogie and lights it with another $100 bill.
Valet 1 to Valet 2: "Damn, dude's a fire flame spitter"
Examples:
• Rick Ross
• Lil' Wayne
• 50 Cent
• Birdman
Person 1 then pulls out a stogie and lights it with another $100 bill.
Valet 1 to Valet 2: "Damn, dude's a fire flame spitter"
Examples:
• Rick Ross
• Lil' Wayne
• 50 Cent
• Birdman
by randomguywhoknows January 9, 2011
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Popluar in porn movies.
Popluar in porn movies.
Dude 1: "How hot is your new girlfriend Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Well, she did shitter to spitter with me last night."
Dude 1: "Fair play! What a fucking bad-ass ho!"
Dude 2: "Well, she did shitter to spitter with me last night."
Dude 1: "Fair play! What a fucking bad-ass ho!"
by Wizards Sleeve November 20, 2009
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