sparta middle school

a school created by an angry old fart filled with entitled crybabies. everyone is xenophobic, homophobic, transphobic, and judge you for being FUCKING human. the staff tend to ignore the children who are sufferring from mental illness, and praise the rich fuckgirls and fuckboys for being rich. because that’s how capitalism works i guess. the staff are those kind of people who put up “DARE TO BE DIFFERENT” signs but label you as mental the minute you tell them how you feel.

me: you go to sparta middle school?
dhdjdjfn: i fucking heard of it the people there are whiny rich kids

by yeehawslut February 7, 2019

Splarf

A slur used against people who have speech impediments

- Dude did you see Kate? She is always misspelling words.
- Yeah man she’s a Splarf

by mclovinmclovinmclo June 17, 2020

Splat

Natasha Romanoff also know as black widow

Nats dead, yeah she jumped off a cliff , splat now

by Miekandkorg4life February 15, 2021

The projectile snot splat

The sound snot makes as it exits the nasal passages and hits 1 or 2 ply paper at full force.

You can tell when it's coming by a loud SNORT beforehand. Similar to the flash of a nuclear bomb.

Common with sick people and 5 year olds.

"I dropped a can of soup and I swear it sounded like the projectile snot splat Lesly made last week."

by SeventhSandwich[BL] January 30, 2010

splarf

It's what a small baby spits up. Milk- and saliva-based goo.

Sweet Pea just splarfed on Olive's shoulder again!

by Dave January 21, 2004

sparta

it's what this is

I will now write random words because the definition, in order to be added to the Urban Dictionary, must have 20 letters / words

bat, penis, cow, faggot, zim, television, hotdogs, hippies, fat people, lard, spam, lol, wtf.

THIS IS SPARTA !!
*kicks messenger into conveniently placed hole*

by AJ da []D [] []\/[] []D January 14, 2008

Sparta

Sparta, NJ. A whore filled, druggie infested town in northern new jersey. Like seriously all you have to do to beat a sports team here is throw a bag a weed on the ground and theyll all go running towards it. and here in sparta the girls dont wear short-shorts...they wear whore-shorts. the white kids for some reason think theyre black...makes no sense. Every kid thinks they can do what they want because theyre mommies and daddies are rich and give them whatever they want. There are some normal families in Sparta...but not many...like 10..at the most. And for some reason kids in Sparta also think they're cool if they hang out in front of CVS, Panera Bread, Dunkin Donuts or go swimming in a sewage pit called Lake Mohawk.

Spartan 1- Ohhh letss hang outt tonight!
Spartan 2- Omggg we can hang out in front of Panera Bread then go get high At Lake Mohawkk!
Spartan 3-dudeee soundss amazinng.

Normal Kid- what. the. fuck. get me out of this town. now.

by stuck_in_hell_(aka Sparta, NJ) May 9, 2009