slimeburt

a dirty beast of the technocoloured dreamsnake species!!!!

oh hell!!!i can hear that buzzing sound coming from my cupboard again!!!! it must be slimeburt!!!!O_o

by twiggy/ruth January 4, 2008

Slimebron

Noun.

Named after Lebron James, Slimebron is an individual that dominates in the popular online Slime Sports video game series. Slimebron is best at Slime Basketball, but is also highly skilled in Slime Soccer, and the ultimate Slime Sport...Slime Vollyball.

Ever since Hegger got domed up by Salami Leger became the new Slimebron of the office.

Dude you just got owned 11-0 by that Slimebron.

by Legie May 13, 2009

Simeon Oscar Washington

The single biggest hipster alive. You would not believe how much of a hipster this guy is.

Bob "I wonder who the biggest hipster alive is?"
Billy "Simeon Oscar Washington"

by Simeonwashingtonthehipster March 31, 2011

Simecek-Phoba-Miniskus

A malfunction/birth defect in the brain that causes one to invision themselves in a crashing space craft in a far away galexy and also causes one to have no genitals. This malfunction/birth defect is uncurable and has no treatment so in other words your fucking skrewed. If you or a friend has this malfunction/birth defect, please call your local doctor and make sure its not affecting you sex life as it may cause you to have no penis or vagina. Be sure to ask for a pot perscription as it may just make your life easier or dont and just deal with yo shit.

Dude! You didnt hear? She got kicked out of school because she has Simecek-Phoba-Miniskus!! :O

Chick comes out of Star Trek: Can you please help me? I think i have Simecek-Phoba-Miniskus?

by Never_Shout_Jennie July 9, 2011

Seimen Magnet

A Seimen Magnet is someone who attracts STD's at a quicker pace than the rest of those who are sexually active. You can generally recognise these types by their plasterboard makeup, low cut tops, almost invisible skirts despite the weather being a minus degree or several outside. Also see 'slut', 'sure thing' and 'how soon can I get a doctors appointment?' for more information.

"If you want to get laid, just go find a Seimen Magnet at the club. But double rubber it."

by Geektacular February 10, 2015

Slime Wipe

When you wipe/lick the slime off someone's gooch or taint.

Eww. did you hear about when Tyler slime wiped Ryan.

by The Procrastinator February 11, 2015

Shimeme syndrome

A disease known to hinder your ability to post anything other than shitty memes.

I think Davon is suffering from shimeme syndrome... He always posts memes that make me hurl.

by Bowl of dicks January 21, 2017