devastated salmon

A gay guy who has his mouth always open for the purposes of oral sex

Kyle is a devastated salmon

by Knob gagger May 23, 2019

Russian Salmon Trap

When one staples ones dickhole together and then proceed to partake in sexual intercourse with a female.

Unknown: Hey man. How was last night?
“Oh it was great we tried the Russian Salmon Trap, blood was flowing”

by 333PROMETHEUS January 29, 2022

Dishwasher salmon

The end product of cooking salmon in a fucking dishwasher.

Bob: "Hey, should I cook up some salmon in the dishwasher for dinner later?"

Rod: "Don't nobody want that dishwasher salmon, motherfucker!"

by LightningStu April 21, 2022

coffee shop solo

An instrumental solo (usually guitar) that is so chill that it sounds like it belongs in a coffee shop.

Ants of the Sky by Between the Buried and Me at 10:47 is a good example of a coffee shop solo.

by Willie John February 22, 2008

One-handed guitar solo

Rigorous masturbation.

Soulja boy performed an epic one-handed guitar solo at the public library and ruined the computer's keyboard.

by ScubaSteve4921 August 1, 2008

Punishing the Salmon

To have a wank

I hope your grandmother doesn't walk in on me while I'm punishing the salmon.

by Christian A. Holmes January 15, 2009

sofia de solo

Clumsy, falls over everything and cant hang

Guy 1: falls over branch

Guy 2: haha you pulled a sofia de solo

by Wakaflockastain October 30, 2013