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auntie-social

Adjective: When one is socialized among the sisters or sisters-in-law of one's parents.

Noun: A gathering attended by the said sisters and sisters-in-law of one's parents.
I grew up with many aunts in my life; I guess that you could say that I'm auntie-social.

Did you hear about the big auntie-social?
by Lorelili June 14, 2011
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Social Smoker

A social smoker is somebody who will only smoke in social situations. It's pretty self explanatory.

You can argue that there is two type of social smokers. 'A', being the one who bums cigarettes off other people at parties because they don't buy their own. Whether they are trying to fit in or not, who knows, but you have to wonder why they even bother.

The other type (B), would be the type of social smoker that enjoys the added buzz they get when drinking or smoking marijuana with friends. These social smokers buy their own cigarettes. They are people who smoke little cigarettes, so they enjoy one when chilling with friends that smoke a lot. They don't feel they need to smoke to fit in or be accepted, but do it not to be left out when their friends go outside.

Note that social smokers are far from being addicted to cigarettes. Its easy to tell if somebody is a social or a chain smoker. Social smokers know its bad for them (just like a chain smoker does) but they never feel the NEED for a smoke (minus the times they are drunk or high and want the added buzz)
Social Smoker A --

Joe : "Wooow! Here comes Craig looking to bum another cigarette."

Brad : "He is trying to fit in again."

Joe : "Well he isn't getting one of mine, frigging cheap ass."

Brad : "He gives true social smokers a bad name."

Joe : "Yeah he doesn't know what he is doing, if he isn't careful he will get addicted. At least Chad knows his stuff."

Social Smoker B

Joe : "Oh look here comes Chad!"

Brad : "Sweet, I was wondering when he was going to join us for a smoke."

Joe : "Same here, and unlike Craig he has his own."

Chad : "I had a feeling I'd find you guys out here."

Brad : "Haha you know it!"

Joe : "You finally decided to join us eh?"

Chad : "Well I haven't talked to you guys all night so I thought I'd come have a smoke, chat with you guys and to feel a better buzz"

Brad : Damn right Chad, thats the difference between you and Craig. You do it for the right reasons."

Chad : "Haha, yeah! Oh, and no worries, I have my own"

Joe : "Damn right buddy."
by patsfan2003 December 20, 2010
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social drunkanomics

the study/art of a group, 2 or more persons, cooperating together to recover from a time frame of an inebriated state, which includes finding items lost or left behind in various places during said time, piecing together events and/or cleaning up the aftermath; not all of the group members must have been under influence nor present during said time
They had to use social drunkanomics to find the car.
by AunTime October 5, 2010
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Social-icky

When someone comes up to you and tries to be sociable and all, but is actually annoying
I find John to be social-icky, don't you?
by Fakie & Munchshine November 22, 2010
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Social Farter

Social Farter is someone who goes on xat and says *fart* and makes farting noises a lot. Also, Social Farting is a commercial about farting a lot.
I'm a social farter, not a social fucker. Don't smoke, just fart.
by I D Fine March 29, 2013
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Social Whiplash

A term first made by Paramore lead singer, Hayley Williams. She defines it as: "sudden feeling of alone-ness after having being surrounded by a zillion people for a real lengthy amount of time."
Mum: Why are you so glum?
Daughter/Son: Just experiencing some social whiplash.
by ParamoreUpdates January 22, 2014
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social sheep

A social sheep is an individual who will copy just about anyone and any social trend for no other reason then they lack the creativity and brain cells to do otherwise peer pressure isn't a concept to social sheep either, it's a hobby
Oy Dave fancy a toke on this crack pipe?
Yesh wad

Oy Dave fancy a keg of gray goose?

Yesh wad
Oy Dave fancy copying every phrase and joke I come out with like it's your own?
Yesh wad!
Social sheep
by Captainobvious June 29, 2016
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